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I've never realised how many night classes the university actually has... maybe I should look into befriending more art students..

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Dear readers, I've had an incredibly exciting day today. I got to meet REAL vampires today, of course I will keep their true names hidden for privacy purposes. My friends and I got invited to their lair and hieout, it was clean and pristine not as meanacing as I'd hope but educational none the less. We met this unassuming boy who I initially dismissed as a overbearing theatre kid but he then revealed to us his true nature of being... a VAMPIRE! you can imagine my excitement when he told us this. He shared with us how he's been a undead since the 80s however why he chooses to maintain his camoflauge as a college student escapes me especially in a town like Fairfield, then again who am I to question such an ethereal creature. We had to leave him pretty quickly but thankfully I had the foresight to acquire his phone number :b Right after that my friends and I had the extraordinary oppourtunity to meet a whole panel of supernatural beings from gargoyles to werewolves, even the Fresno Nightcrawler made an appearance and I even got to speak with a high-level vampire. I did my best to keep a cool head but I'd be lying if I said the entire expreience didnt give me chills haha ^_^ Anyways, thank you for reading so far and stay curious XD

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Wait. I forgot to top up my bottle.

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I will finally be meeting them soon. Jerrys grandfather mentioned that they're escentric..just as I thought, this'll be a cake walk

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My dear aquaintence who shall NOT be named is being such a worm right now

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I’m so scared of the possibility of eating a worm. I saw on an episode of IASIP where Charlie was using them as a sort of straw to drink liquor, I suppose I could do that with a couple of beers..

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It’d be hilarious if I actually turned into one though after dissing them on reddit NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING ONE it’s just… not one of the cooler creatures you know?

On a completely related note I’ve been feeling pretty faint in the sun recently actually I’ve been feeling pretty under the weather in general

Went out with my friends the other day and like a bunch of people kept saying I have the “aura” of a mermaid? Might just be because I was soaked in toilet water

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Went out with my friends the other day and like a bunch of people kept saying I have the “aura” of a mermaid? Might just be because I was soaked in toilet water