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The Fellowship of the Ring in black and white.
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Jimmy Kimmel: “It must be great to be Scotty, a character we’ve known all our lives.”
Simon Pegg: “I like it, yeah.” (x)
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fem!Vanitas
Out; And so I imagined my muse as a female, and anon with a face. Anon’s face is Yaranaika, don’t ask.
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i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
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It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.
same goes for students at schools
I just realized how fucked up that is wow.
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“i can never not reblog this!”
“i tried to scroll past this!”
“golden rule of tumblr always reblog!”
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Danny Phantom warmup that got out of hand because of reasons.
…I think I remember this show way darker than it actually was…
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“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
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Eight and fifteen please ;3; //throws questions at
eight- Ever had a near death experience?
I have.A few times. Once I almost got ran over by a car that ignored a stop sign but my friend pulled me back and the car blew by. Another time I was on the playground and had a bad asthma attack and my stupid classmates all crowded around me while I coughed and tried to breathe rather than get the aide (who finally came over only after noticing the whole fuckin school yard was circled around me like a bunch of drooling, dimwitted, pea brained vultures)
Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
I was listening to MD complain about how much her hand and wrist hurt. (She got bit by a cat and the bites were deep and infected and she was high as a kite on vicodin)
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omg can just I express how much I HATE these posts?
Reblogging this post won’t change the fact that 17 teens commit suicide every day.
Not reblogging doesn’t mean you’re heartless, it just means you know this post is meaningless and don’t want to bother with it.
Guilt trip posts are the worst posts on Tumblr.
It degenerates into an endless circlejerk of “I CARE!!!” and becomes more of a trend than anything else (this post has over 600,000 notes)
Posts like these are everywhere (reblog if you hate cancer, reblog if you aren’t homophobic, blah blah blah). They’re so stupid and pointless. Of course anyone who isn’t a sociopath cares!
I’m not trying to guilt the people who do reblog these, but for the love of all things good and holy, don’t try to shame people into reblogging a silly little post that won’t actually change anything (“REBLOG IF U HAVE A HEART,” “IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS THAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW,” “ONLY A MONSTER WOULDN’T REBLOG THIS”).
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