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My first batch of hand cut stickers

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redraw!!

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Truthfully, I haven't watched any of the specials because I've been too depressed to watch South Park. That's how I know things are bad.

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old best friends

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twitter fanart ✨

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i have a canonverse au for south park where cartman’s mom sends him to a psych clinic in denver so he can work on his mental health and he’s out of south park for 3 years ‘til one day finally gets discharged and everyone is happy cause he really changed to better (everyone except kyle)

i was just translating my comics to english for fun and decided to post it here sooo here it is!!

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the friendship / love story. longest and most durable of all south park.

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Why is there so little Stanman content?

I know Kyman is entertaining because they are so dysfunctional.

But where is Stanman? Stan is the only person who can put Cartman in his place without being aggressive. He doesn't step down on Cartman's level he doesn't argue or reason with him because he knows its pointless. And he also doesn't let Cartman manipulate him easily.

I mean Cartman interrupted Stan's speech about the importance of immunizations with a sneeze and Cartman apologised and told him to repeat what he was saying. Cartman was against immunizations and he still let Stan explain a different view point than he has.

I still like Kyman. But I also like Stanman.

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Awesome URL

I have been acknowledged. Thank you.

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yeah the fat bastard

(commissions open)

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I agree. Cartman has never felt shame in his entire life. Once he figures out that he's gay, it's game over for any other gay in South Park. Cartman will make sure to overshadow them as the MOST flamboyant, MOST fashionable, MOST indisputably gay homosexual LGBTQ+ activist and member of the community to ever exist. He will be the voice, if not through eloquence, then through volume.

I don’t really understand why some people think Cartman would struggle with internalised homophobia/be in the closet.

I mean, it’s literally canon that when he thought he was ginger, his very strong opinions did a 180 and he started a pro-ginger organisation.

Plus, we know from episodes like Tweek x Craig and Cartman Finds Love that Cartman a) is not actually homophobic and b) has no problem with people thinking he’s gay, so why would that change if he actually was?

If Cartman actually did turn out to be gay/bi, I think he would turn into the loudest and proudest LGBTQ+ activist the world has ever seen. This boy can do speeches. He can lead organisations. He can negotiate to get his way.

Gay Cartman would start an LGBTQ+ revolution and you cannot change my mind.

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Kyle, the rebel fox

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Merry late Christmas.

Day 6: Wendy & Cartman

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Unpopular opinion incoming:

I love Randy Marsh.

Randy has a PhD in Geology (as someone who studied chemistry in college, I have a soft spot for scientists). Geology requires years of study in math, chemistry, and more. But then he spontaneously quits his job as a geologist to run a successful large-scale marijuana farm. He would've had to learn agronomy, botany, horticulture, and business from the ground up. That's no easy feat. Randy is a smart man, but I feel like people forget that.

Randy's intelligence and success in the sciences, paired with his unpredictability and major character flaws—namely alcoholism and neglectful parenting—are the marks of a mad scientist. Randy is comparable to Rick Sanchez.

If you like Rick but hate Randy, why?

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Stop ignoring me.

September 12, 2020

Kyle doesn’t like being ignored.

Backstory:

Kyle and Eric are in university, exams are starting to take a toll on them, and their relationship feels strained. As Kyle let’s himself get absorbed by his studies Eric pulls back, dejected. It gets to the point to where Eric ignores Kyle’s texts and leaves him on read for days, because he’s petty. Kyle first realized Eric’s lack of response, but he refuses to acknowledge his behavior... or better said, he refuses to let him know it bothers him. Eventually Kyle snaps, he misses Eric’s constant badgering and inappropriate flirting. Kyle misses Eric. Eric easily gives in, Eric missed Kyle too.

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i made a meme

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Dissatisfied 🪁