“You should stop drinking, Lieutenant. It could have serious consequences for your health.”
“That’s the idea.”
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I think we need to start euthanizing theater kids
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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credits: shane.barton on TT
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uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while
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@common-grackle
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the r/dogs moderators removed my post about my gay dog wtf. homophobia
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you guys I just don't know how to function after challengers
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hisies! I just got into trading, so if any of my followers want to trade with me/give me advice/anything else, I would love that!
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your friends don't hate you, they're just offline
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your friends don't hate you, they're just asleep
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your friends don't hate you, you're just hungry
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your friends don't hate you, they're just tired
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your friends don't hate you, they're just busy
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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