kentuckyfriedcarlos

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

me and my moots <3

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

i'm excited to live the rest of my life like it belongs to me

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

hello to all the beautiful exhausted intelligent resentful compassionate irritated women of the internet i love you

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

💚🪄

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

they should invent a 2025 where good things happen

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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[kentuckyfriedcarlos]

Ofc I had to share my Ominis Gaunt as well 🤭🤍✨️