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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

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Late 18th Century Swiss verge gold and enamel pearl set watch in the form of a stag beetle.

Source: http://thesupplemental.com/index.php/the-gallery-of-object-lessons-past/

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lrb is SO FUN

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Abolish the YA genre. No more books for young adults. At some point in your adolescence, you just go from reading Goodnight Moon to War and Peace. No more stepping stone in the middle. Grow the fuck up.

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on death with 1. lilies abounded, @petfurniture, twitter; 2. frances molina, “o’death”

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Perfume bottles from Sir Henry Wellcome’s Museum Collection.

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GORDON RAMSAY: Alright, mate. I'll forgive the cockup with the soup course, but I want that caprese salad, and if there's any more forbidden knowledge of the future in it I'm going to need words with the chef de cuisine ME: Absolutely, chef. We have your caprese salad coming out now *additional member of waitstaff brings out a dish on one hand, and lifts the cloche to reveal basil leaves, fresh mozzarella, and slices of San Marzano tomato artfully arranged to spell out "MARCH 15, 2048 - AUTO ACCIDENT"* GORDON RAMSAY: Hold on a moment. Is that when and how I die? ME: I don't know, chef. It seems at odds with the concept of free will that knowing such a thing would even be possible GORDON RAMSAY: Not even through the antipasti and I'm already being asked to subscribe to a non-deterministic universe. Fuck me

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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

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Fuck all the haters, Bella Ramsey is KILLING it as Ellie. They are Ellie just as much as Ashley Johnson is ❤️

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i’ve only had bella ramsey’s ellie for 2.5 seconds but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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Ppl are really pissing me off with the whole “bella ramsey doesnt look like ellie🤡” bs, not only does it not fucking matter what she looks like, YOU ARE LITERALLY CAUSING A REAL LIFE ACTUAL PERSON TO FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES. What the fuck, honestly. So far shes done a really good job, judging her based on how she fucking looks and not on how she acts is such an idiotic stupid fuckhead thing and i so badly want to fist fight someone over it rn. And another thing, how many of these people are grown ass adults who are upset about the way a CHILD CHARACTER looks? Oh boo hoo shes not classically attractive to you and you cant sexualize her now. Grow. The. Fuck. Up.

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Love me a girl with a unibrow

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it’s not funny to cum, nor is it feasible.

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viewing queer identities as “this is the label that makes me happy and feels most accurate now” rather than “this is who I am, was, and always will be” will definitely take the pressure off, friends. changing your mind is proof that you have one.

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my favorite ship dynamic is two gay people trying to kill each other that are constantly bordering the line between obsession and love