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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

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"tumblr thinks this" "tumblr users act like that" the only thing all tumblr users do is look at posts.

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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Saw this on twitter and had to redo it

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[kisses you tenderly on the lips while holding you like my lover] don’t eat any food with mold on it even if you cut the moldy part off ok?

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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this too shall pass

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the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry

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“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

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My dad's sheep had 4 lambs this week and he sent a video of them to the family group chat in which one of the lambs looks straight at the camera and does the cutest little baaaaaaah i've ever heard in my life so i extracted the audio from the video and improved the quality a bit and saved it as an mp3 and last night when my dad was asleep i put it onto his phone and set it as his message notification sound. now phone go baaaaaaaah. (this morning he almost threw the phone out of the window but i think he's growing on it)

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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size