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Back in the Day

Back in the Day

#1. Not a boomer. LOL. I am Gen X actually but thought I’d throw that out there. This post is not to complain about how things are now or how things have changed. IT is simply to take a walk down memory lane. I found this great HUGE list of pictures from the past from Doyouremember.com.

#2. All italicized text should be read as sarcasm.

YeS, sArCaSm! To start the trip we will go to SCHOOL!

Thes…

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Life-Ruining Tattoos That Make You Want Off This Planet

Life-Ruining Tattoos That Make You Want Off This Planet

So I try not to judge people because ‘judge ye, yet thee be judged’ right. (Is that the right wording?) However, sometimes in life you come upon what I call real gems. These are a few of those precious ones 🙂

Full post of 63 gloriously horrifying tattoos can be found at http://www.tacorelish.com/life-ruining-tattoos-that-make-you-want-off-this-planet/

Let’s go

But… but… you’re BLACK!

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I love this so much #kangaroos #bears #monkeys #birds #momlife #moms #funny https://www.instagram.com/p/BxySkjApEO1/?igshid=ksai2zcoz2f2

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Agreed! #abortionrights #AbortionIsAWomansRight #WomensReproductiveRights #alabamaabortionlaw #stupid #youhavenoright https://www.instagram.com/p/BxlkYqqJo_p/?igshid=6exms6biyuj4

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Just what I needed after a tough, mean, rotten couple of days #mommyandme #momdaughtertime #ilovemydaughter #facemask https://www.instagram.com/p/BxgXWtFJkv7/?igshid=n5osvchubpy3

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40 yrs old, been lactose intolerant for half that, but does my brain ever say maybe not a good idea when I load in the cheese... guess... it’s not a hard question #lactoseintolerant #lactoseintolerantproblems #braindead #sodumb #ilovecheese #dyingrn #cheese https://www.instagram.com/p/BxWETGtp8hm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ya006mdtnu0h

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Look at all these singles ready to mingles #mingle #singlereadytomingle #lonelysocks #singlesocks #lookingforloveinallthewrongplaces #likemydryervent https://www.instagram.com/p/BxOFciEpdin/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sqxf3za3big1

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Is it bad that I have more pajama pants than real pants #laundry #foldinglaundrysucks #laundryfolding #ugh #ineedrealpants #pajamapants https://www.instagram.com/p/BxOFApQp8ko/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=payun9lfvc02

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I smella lika ol man! #salonpas #painpatch #ouch #kinkintheneck #oldmansmell https://www.instagram.com/p/BxLx1vFJiuk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=inzt77muwidj

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Lola playing with the puppies #ilovemydogs #puppies #lola #playtime https://www.instagram.com/p/BxGhlQ9JT1P/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1oe4rthjkkmr1

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Weirdos found an odd spot to sleep #puppies #weirdos #oddspot #socute https://www.instagram.com/p/BxGg_j4pwt_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7hb3wm0ydhfj

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After much deliberation, meet Ravioli and Meatball. Ravioli -girl, black. Meatball -boy, brown. #puppies #namedthem #finally #puppynames #ravioli #meatball https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw0dOnzpn3a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1e5gxdjiqzau9

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Well we did a thing. 2 new additions to the Crimmins Zoo #puppies #boyandgirl #newestadditions #crazy https://www.instagram.com/p/BwyIdMiJM0i/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xu5xbuh3fxpv

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Look what I found in the break room today #mine #mineminemine #captainamerica #chrisevans #captainforever #jackedit https://www.instagram.com/p/BwlJEobJ8XV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jrcwenee39gn

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So we got this game today. If you don’t hear from us tomorrow come get us, bring lion repellant and a machete. Possibly bring @therock #jumanji #jungle #familygamenight #familiytime https://www.instagram.com/p/BwiU4FUp-Yq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c4www58p8658

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Baby shark! #babyshark https://www.instagram.com/p/BwiUWH7DqV8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1o14egcgjr118

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I’m so happy I finally got my lil baby shark cube that sings #sohappy #babyshark #ilovethissong #mykidshatemenow https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwh4IvnJ2L0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pzoff7000hfr