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creating a book series called "big fear shakespeare" where i expect you to know every reference and definition and instead there are comments in the margins saying things like "what kind of idiot wouldn't know this?"

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I JUST SCREAMED

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when something major goes down in a fandom you're not a part of

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theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

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Crazy the only time we see Bill actually partying is on karaoke night with Ford. 

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we can renew

and you could be my brother

once again

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Thought about drawing her for a while, finally got the perfect idea.

Even if the photo did him justice, she would still see a disappointment.

saw someone draw Bill with a Flip phone once and I loved it.

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PROPAGANDA

Carlos Dave Robles

Perfect hair. Gay. We love to see it

The Brain:

Tries to take over the world every night. Unfortunately he is a mouse, which makes this pretty much impossible. A for effort though

He's a literal mouse but instead of doing mouse stuff he spends every night trying - and failing - to take over the entire world. The dedication cannot be matched.

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP ONE *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."

"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

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who up

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What are your opinions on anything at all

not a fan personally

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when u like a character for their potential to be interesting and complex more than how they’re actually written

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