kermit-the-hag
kermit-the-hag
idle vapourings of a mind diseased
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He ora te whakapiri, he mate te whakatakariri
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kermit-the-hag · 1 day ago
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Thank u for participating in democracy !
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kermit-the-hag · 6 days ago
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2007 - 2025 Oh, how wrong we were to think That immortality meant never dying
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kermit-the-hag · 6 days ago
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kermit-the-hag · 16 days ago
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✨tag game✨
pinterest → kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, living room → post the first pins you get
tagged by the always lovely @hellion-child
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i am nothing but a loud hater of generative ai so i picked the first image that came up that passed my bullshit detector, after which i checked with multiple ai checkers and also did reverse image searches to confirm lol
(no pressure) tagging: @rhaenyyras @catgirl-vampireboy @ambulancevsambulance @courtingchaos @machtaholic @billowyy @weirdoeddiemunsonfan @justsheerfilth1 @giverjoe @corrodedcoughin
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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in that pic of the whole band in the one church i love how mikey gerard and ray are stanced up on the organ they look like a trio of supervillains or smth
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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CITATION NEEDED?!!!
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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What do you believe in now?
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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lmao literal mcr fans who are children call it “holyer [sic] than thou” attitude. i call it, not being a frank stan and frerard stan. get a fuckin grip. you call it being a 19 year old mcr stan, i call it youthful arrogance.
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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babygirl
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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Pun walks into a room, kills ten people
Pun in, ten dead
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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if tumblr goes down give me yuor full home. address and i will move in to your hpuse
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me
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kermit-the-hag · 29 days ago
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@threecheersformelodramaticism it was a joke, unlike many stans i don’t take any shipping seriously.
listening to the new mix of “you know what they do to guys like us in prison” has me feeling the divorce emotions all over again.
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kermit-the-hag · 1 month ago
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a post will have 500 notes and only 48 of them will be reblogs. i promise you that reblogging something will not ruin your aesthetic on this utterly swagless website.
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