sophie she/her. northern irish, unfortunately. i have five rows of teeth, each bigger and scarier than the last. jukebox the ghost no. #7 fan. mildly problematic. i have one billion legs and some of them are mine. i enjoy cyberbullying kids on the internet. over 18s dni. under 18s dni. some flavour of almost bisexual probably. sorry for the hassle.
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Lets goooooo th is Is disgusting and obscene . Fuckkkk yessssss . Absolutely horrendous
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is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk
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brought some fruit for the potluck
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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American
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I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again
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"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation
"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs
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I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared
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reassuring texts to receive from a friend in EMT training
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