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One thing that helped me in life is like realizing that everybody else gets away with being ugly. Everybody else gets away with confronting people. Everybody else gets away with accidentally bothering people. Don’t worry about anything ever lol

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how it feels to say the weird thing

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it’s time

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crawling out from the grave to post this cuz idk why this gets 36k likes on twitter anyway i'll post it here too

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Heath Ledger photographed by Bruce Weber on the set of “A Knight’s Tale”, in Prague, 2001.

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Paprika (2006) dir. Satoshi Kon

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get your pussy up get your money up

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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

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This is so ceaselessly funny

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hi again. i am here to tell you about my friend mona again. she had a lung surgery a bit ago to try to fix the damage the bombings have done to her breathing but unfortunately her condition has not improved. she will need another surgery. donations to her family's campaign have slowed down. unfortunately tumblr has put restrictions on everyone in similar situations asking for help, her husband yousef @yousefalyazjii1 told me he can only send 10 or 15 messages a day now, and the small sporadic donations are barely helpful. i hope this post gets shared by someone with a larger following, and i hope people with money to spare will choose to help. they also have a one year old to take care of, as well as all of their own basic needs besides surgery. but mona needs to be able to breathe. if you can, please help 🙏

10 kr is 94 cents usd

vetted here

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latest obsession: hot maple matcha lattes with my girl

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╭  ͡  ͡  ͡  ͡  ͡  ͡  ͡  ╮ (       yuri      )  (        :)        )   ╰      ͜      ╯                       O                     o                              °     〃∩　 ∧＿∧     ⊂  ͡ （ ´・ω・）      ｀ヽ_っ＿/￣￣￣/ 　          　   ＼/＿＿＿/

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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome