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hang on Im gettin my Red x Blue wires crossed ❤️💙 (1/4)

expressions practice with helluva boss and steven universe!

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

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Sympathising with my mother but at the same time

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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FINALLY finished this thing. 

Took a week I think but I did it. HAHA I F*CKING DID IT. 

[I think I’ve lost it a bit in the process but it’s worth it]

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I can’t believe tumblr won’t let me upload the whole thing in one post so half and half. This website is so fucking shitty I swear to fucking christ-

This is PART ONE of my last reddie comic.

This ship has taken my soul and I don’t accept the canon ending so I thought FUCK IT and here we are. 

Can’t even put a link in the description, otherwise tumblr will shadowban it or some shit as always, but if you follow me on twitter or instagram (I go by the same @) you’ll find it.

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My first jedtavius piece and it's angst 😔

Don't worry, Jed's fine, he just had his soul slowly sucked out of him and very quickly back into him again :) (I read a fic where the hourglass was Also magic and it hasn't left me alone)

Below the cut are the flats :3

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TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

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Wild that folks keep saying beekeepers abuse bees as if bees are not both venomous flying animals and fully unionized

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meanwhile on twitter

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When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

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A hero without a cape

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In 0.5 seconds and without saying a single word, Michael Sheen changed lives.

This was the bitchiest bitch moment Aziraphale had in all 2 seasons. Thank you for your service, respectfully, I am deceased.

GIF credit: @wildsflag