ketasar
ketasar
🐀Max The Rodent🐀
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I’m like a rat but nothing is different, I’m just a rat. 22, somehow.
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ketasar · 28 days ago
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MAXXXXXXXXXXX PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLEASE :DDDDDDDDDDD
I literally asked you about magic cards on twitter
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ketasar · 1 month ago
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Never
I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.
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ketasar · 1 month ago
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Why
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ketasar · 1 month ago
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No and no
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EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE
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ketasar · 1 month ago
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The cheese tells me things
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EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE
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ketasar · 1 month ago
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It was fine until the smooth sharks were mentioned. My precious water puppies are not smooth
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
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ketasar · 1 month ago
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ketasar · 1 month ago
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Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.
hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what
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ketasar · 1 month ago
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Horrifying
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Why are you drinking it straight from the tap
Because it’s delicious uwu
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ketasar · 1 month ago
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trying to lie to him was the scariest part of the game
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ketasar · 2 months ago
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Unfortunately no
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ketasar · 2 months ago
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PRITHEE🗡️RELEASE🗡️ME🗡️FROM🗡️THIS🗡️CURSE🗡️
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ketasar · 2 months ago
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I’ve always wanted to meet a celebrity :0
in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today
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source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)
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ketasar · 2 months ago
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3:
:3
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ketasar · 2 months ago
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:<
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ketasar · 2 months ago
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:<
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ketasar · 2 months ago
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I’m going to blow this entire post up with my mind
My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
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