Letâs go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 2 hours.
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Shes a baby girl (said baby girl is in her 60âs)
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the thing about Tiffany is that she's exclusively freak 4 freak. for nica, who is 30% more of a normal person than everyone else there and certainly believes that that percentage is 100%, this means nica must embrace the fact she is also a weird little freak. gay sex as a means of uncovering the true self et cetera
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tiffany being excessively, obscenely, stupidly horny for nica pierce's every minor action and going so far as to pathetically covet her used toothbrushes and hairbrushes may not be technically CANON, but I'm honestly not sure I could write her and feel she was recognisable without it.
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we talk a lot about happy trails and hairy tummies but we need talk about the transitional area from bush to thigh hair to leg hair. crazy stuff truly
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Yeah actually I think the terms predated it lol you're right. crispy Tiff my beloved little crunchy coal
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So let me get this straight, Tiffany in the bathtub after her death or something is considered âsoggy tiffâ I mean I get the joke but whatđ
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Haha soggy tiff is actually my fault. It comes from an AU I wrote a while ago for @boxingnica where Tiffany is a restless ghost and Nica is a paranormal psychic of sorts. Because Tiffany died naked in a bathtub and her rotting corpse became waterlogged, her ghost, no matter her stage of decomposition, appears naked and wet - hence, soggy Tiff. This is to distinguish her from little doll Tiff who died at the end of Bride (crispy Tiff) and human Tiff in Jennifer (Tillfanny) etc. When you see us referring to soggy Tiff it's that AU we're talking about, although I'm excited at the possibility of a Canon Soggy Tiff.
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So let me get this straight, Tiffany in the bathtub after her death or something is considered âsoggy tiffâ I mean I get the joke but whatđ
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if you like crafting and also free things, might i suggest the antique pattern library?
itâs a not for profit thatâs gathering books, patterns, and other materials related to crafting that are out of copyright (or getting permission from copyright holders in some cases) in order to share them online. they scan items, clean them up, then make everything available for free!
free things are great, especially when youâre just starting to get into something. like oh, iâm supposed to spend money on this hobby i just picked up 20 minutes ago???
the first time i ended up on the site, i seriously spent hours just trawling through everything. thereâs the usual suspects like knitting, crochet, embroidery, but thereâs also woodwork, calligraphy, and books on things like how to mount and frame pictures. with cross stitch patterns, they also make modern charts with the dmc colour codes available.
links to their webbed site and instagram:
https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/
https://www.instagram.com/theantiquepatternlibrary/
behold, a glorious cat cross stitch pattern (link goes to antique pattern library page):
[image id: Multicolour charted cross stitch design of a cat sitting on a red pillow with tassels, holding a green ball]
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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You have to recognize your capacity for harm. You cannot omit the harm you've done to others to remain "good." Anybody can be a bigot. Anyone can be an abuser. Anyone can harm anyone at any time even those who have been harmed themselves. The world is not made up of victims and villains only, this is life, not a Saturday morning cartoon and you are a human being who can or maybe even has hurt others and you HAVE to acknowledge that to learn to be better.
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click âagree on terms of serviceâ because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didnât Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
Itâs graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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Okay.... So Chucky's soul remains in his original suit because that's what he died in. Fine, perfect!
........**looks at Bride**So when TIFFANY WAKES UP IN THE SPIRIT WORLD-
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Applicable AO3 Ratings If You Donât Write Porn
G- nothing objectionable
T- the fuck word
M- organs, outside
E- organs, outside, lovingly described
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can't kill myself because the world can't afford to lose a bad bisexual bitch
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"i am going to watch you die, and then i'm going to roll this chair all over your fucking grave" nica stop flirting with tiffany good god. "okay" "okay it's a date" YOU'RE BISEXUALIZING ALL OVER THE COURT ROOM, NICA.
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