kevandrew9

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So this one time I was at my friends house and his cat was on his chair and I go up to the cat and introduce myself by saying, “hello cat, my name is Steve” My name is not Steve I go back to my friend and say “hehe stupid cat thinks my name is Steve” He died laughing

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Goddamn sky.

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once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

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Hidan and deidara tho

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I can’t look at Saso for 2 secs without laughing. He’s so enthusiastic.

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Meow meow meow meow

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"So what do we do first?" He then made an overly zealous and sarcastic bow. "Your highness"

"Ugh….so….do you need like a sidekick? I need some extra cash"

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He grabbed his bike and then impatiently said "coming?"

Aidens instinct was to throw a punch but that quickly proves to be a bad move once he was put into a full Nelson while the rest of his gang pummeled him. A shockewave of electricity centered from Aiden belted out in a 100 foot radius disabling people, cars, lights, and pretty much everything else.

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He nearly fell out his chair. "Deal!" He was expecting minimum wage.

"Ugh….so….do you need like a sidekick? I need some extra cash"

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"Hey with my er.." He put quite fingers over "gift" and then said "it'll be a piece of cake"

"Ugh….so….do you need like a sidekick? I need some extra cash"

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"We should probably go"

Aidens instinct was to throw a punch but that quickly proves to be a bad move once he was put into a full Nelson while the rest of his gang pummeled him. A shockewave of electricity centered from Aiden belted out in a 100 foot radius disabling people, cars, lights, and pretty much everything else.

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"I don't know" he shrugged. "I feel like it would be fun"

"Ugh….so….do you need like a sidekick? I need some extra cash"

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He moves out of the circle and panted and then said "that was.." He snickered "electrifying."

Aidens instinct was to throw a punch but that quickly proves to be a bad move once he was put into a full Nelson while the rest of his gang pummeled him. A shockewave of electricity centered from Aiden belted out in a 100 foot radius disabling people, cars, lights, and pretty much everything else.

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Aidens instinct was to throw a punch but that quickly proves to be a bad move once he was put into a full Nelson while the rest of his gang pummeled him. A shockewave of electricity centered from Aiden belted out in a 100 foot radius disabling people, cars, lights, and pretty much everything else.

"Well thanks" Aiden responded as the knife cut skin.