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-bows- Ni-hao, Mulan. 

  Call me Kronk, Mister Kronk’s my papi…err…father. 

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Call me Kronk, Mister Kronk's my papi...err...father. 

  Took a few classes in junior chipmunks, it was very…how you say, cool. 

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Took a few classes in junior chipmunks, it was very...how you say, cool. 

  …It’s squirrelese, doesn’t translate well into English. 

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...It's squirrelese, doesn't translate well into English. 

Do you really? What do they say? -she asked kindly-

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I speak to squirrels...

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I love margaritas so much...

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@NessieMonster: @KevKronk You're not invited, but thanks for the sentiment x

@KevKronk: @NessieMonster I might be buzzed already. #oops

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@NessieMonster: Is it okay to get drunk on a Wednesday?

@KevKronk: #WastedWednesday?

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HCs

Creative : Alright, so he might not be the smartest guy around but when it comes to anything fashion or cooking wise, he's beyond imaginative. He can make a pumpkin pie that would make someone wanna slap their mama sideways. Plus, he has helped Ness with a few of her designs.

Bucky : He is a squirrel that Kronk almost ran over with his bike one day but he forgave him. Now he and Kronk have very deep conversations about his life-in squirrelese. 

Sexuality : Although Kevin Kronk is one sassy dude, he is actually straight but lets others perceive that he isn't for modeling purposes. In all honesty, he does get his fair share at sneaking a couple looks at the models he works with, but he also keeps it 100% professional 

Shunned & Abused : Kronk's father knew that his son wasn't exactly "normal". He was beaten a lot as a kid; there are even some distinguishable scars that he prefers to keep hidden. It wasn't until his 13th birthday when his father noticed that Kronk was more interested in culinary arts and possibly liked males and not females, thankfully his mother saved him, possibly sparing his life, and sent him to the USA. 

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365 day song challenge: [39/365]

i know that you wanna but you can’t cause you gotta stay cool in the corner when the truth is that you wanna move

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4 for you glenn coco you go glenn coco

I'd cross the river for you, bootiful. 

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You are too gay too function

I'd like to use the term

fabulous. 

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Other people you love aside from Vanessa?

My papi. 

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Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?

Is it on the how you say...pee-pee?