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HOLY FUCK TUMBLR REDACTED EVERY IMAGE ON THAT INDIGENOUS MAP OF NORTH AMERICA POST

violating tumblr's community guidelines my fucking ass

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in 2024 we should get weirder about dsmp actually

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Last night I dreamed I was watching Tubbo stream and in the middle of the stream a mod changed his sub goal from 'divorce tommyinnit' to 'kill tommyinnit' and Tubbo just kept yelling "that's a bit harsh! I don't want to kill him!"

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worst moment of the stream so far congratulations

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Every day that tubbo streams with his egg daughter, her list of aliases grows longer on her qsmp wiki page and I think that's beautiful

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can molly and tubbo vote tommy out of the relationship like among us

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tommy was saying that he always considered himself the Good Guy on smp earth and only recently realised by rewatching vods that Yeah No he was in the wrong All of the Time

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my favorite thing about george is that he randomly forgets key parts about his personality. like every now and then he rediscovers that he's colorblind?? and he will put on a british accent for no fucking reason even though he's already british?? he's just so random and weird i love him

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This would have had very different implications 2 years ago

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man not to bring up discourse but every time I remember the “dave” long con techno pulled I remember when people were really mad he was on origins and got #kickdave trending specifically because everyone thought he preferred to go by technoblade and didn’t want people to call him dave, right, so they were doing that to be mean, and we were all upset and discoursing about it. and every time I remember that I feel like wheezing because that wasn’t his fucking name. that was a prank. a ruse. do you think he saw the trend and laughed at all of the rubes calling him that. even better: do you think he saw that, blissfully went “I wonder who that’s for”, and moved on, because that WASN’T HIS NAME.

beautiful. no one’s ever pulled a long con so funny. technoblade, beloved.

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STOP he is so funny

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important refresher because i feel like you guys will call any human techno anime now

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Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

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bad and dream with their suspicious ass likes on twitter 😭😭😭 like father like son

also still thinking about how someone tweeted "bad disproving the stereotype that gay people dress well" and him replying "what the muffin you guys told me i looked good".... yeah.

you’re joking.

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asking the pros for help

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HAPPY FUCK DREAM FRIDAY!

you can donate to the trevor project here btw <3

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my favorite thing about the "iskall is tubbo's dad" bit is that, as best i can tell, this is the one case of family dynamics having absolutely nothing to do with the fandom. iskall and captain sparklez and tubbo were just hanging out and they declared themselves as tubbo's dad as a joke and iskall specifically is the one who hasn't let it go. every time he catches sight of tubbo he goes "MY SON :D". tubbo shows up randomly in his singleplayer vault hunters and he's like "my beloved son". tubbo says something on twitter and iskall goes "my kid". and he's like. the ONE GUY pushing this. i have seen surprisingly little fandom content of this one. i think tubbo just nods and goes along with it. iskall though? iskall has adoption papers signed on his wall. i'm not sure tubbo even signed them. iskall may have forged that. everyone's just going with it. it's really funny to me,