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I think i’ve cracked the code

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Pro tip: When people ask for “prayers” or “positive energy,” that’s another way of asking for emotional support. So when you come on people’s posts saying “lol but God don’t real why don’t u do something real,” what that person hears is, “I don’t care about you, your suffering, or your problems.”

Requests for support and solidarity are *not* a good place to hash out the finer points of metaphysics.

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any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

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thanks:

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memories:

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Philip Jackson. 1944.

Winner of National Peace Sculpture Competition, Manchester City Council, 1987. Elected Fellow Royal Society of British Sculptors.

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Sorry.

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Happy New Year 2018❤

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I wanted to draw cuphead fanart, but I had no ideas. So I just fused some bosses with Pokemon! 

You could say that primarina lost her hair but I just rly wanted to draw octillary as the head part. Also, I was going to add Cagney but a lot of people already did that idea ;; maybe next time.

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I”m trying to control myself but it’s hard

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I had too much fun drawing this XD

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what's your opinion on like being too pretentious?

you think oscar wilde’s gucci floral suit wearing angel ass spent his last gay breath making a witty remark about the wallpaper so that we could all live like a bunch of repressed 16th century puritans? are those glisteningly fresh rose petals going to throw themselves all over your scarlet chaise lounge and fake fur duvet? is that first edition of albert camus you bought at a thrift shop in paris going to lovingly read itself? y'all are really out there saying god gave us the ability to order cinnamon cappuccinos and buy herringbone tweed blazers and recite ovid to our friends only so we could not do those things? as it is with all paths in life, so long as you’re self-aware and not bothering or hurting anyone, you go ahead and be as pretentious as you want! it’s so much fun!!

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8/2/15 - New camera practice at the zoo.

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Every day I thank Milne for my life.

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this is the worst thing i have ever seen

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I keep my bitcoins in my pussy just like Sonic