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Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

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Molly isn’t certain, but she thinks the aliens might be back. Or maybe it’s ghosts. Either way, she’s ready to leap into action. Source: davidmcelroy13 on catpictures.

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Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

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“Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.”

— Paulo Coelho

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It’s officially wear a sweater in the morning and regret it later, weather.

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“Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.”

— Mandy Hale

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WW2 SIREN

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Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.

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“We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.”

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Celebrity lookalikes that prove time travel exists

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This was George. He was a 9 year old Jack Russell who lived in the small town of Manaia, New Zealand. On April 29, 2007 he jumped into a losing fight with two Pit Bulls to protect two young children. According to witnesses he fought as hard as he could, but he never stood a chance and was severely mauled as the children were pulled to safety. George died from his wounds that afternoon at the vet.

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I’m in 2018, but this dude is in the year 3000

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