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“The moon is a loyal companion. It never leaves. It’s always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark moments, changing forever just as we do. Every day it’s a different version of itself.

Sometimes weak and wan, sometimes strong and full of light. The moon understands what it means to be human. Uncertain. Alone. Cratered by imperfections.” ― Tahereh Mafi, Shatter Me

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Hands down, bestest Warner and Kenji moment in Shadow me! Argue with the wall or count the cracks in them Idc💅

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the absolute comedic potential of Kenji Kishimoto being 6'1 while Aaron Warner is only 5'9

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You know how in books boys get with someone else so they forget about the girl they truly love— and Warner never did, because he’s too loyal to Juliette even though she wasn’t his, even when she was with someone else, someone he despised.

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we DONT talk enough about how kenji carried shatter me.

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Brazilian Slang

So I just wanted to share some of the most common gíria (slang) that I have learned over my year in brazil

e aí? - what’s up?/hey (of you literally just respond with e aí)

valeu - thanks

cê - you (short for você)

velho/vei - dude/man (not used as a noun, just like “hey dude” - “e aí vei”)

mano - dude/man (same as above)

o cara - guy (can but used same as vei/mano, but also used as a noun)

massa/legal/bacana - cool

chapado - really drunk or high

gato/gata - hot/attractive

burro/burra - idiot

pão duro - frugal (lit. hard bread)

a piranha/vadia - slut

cadê? - where is?

tá ligado? - you following? (it’s not rude, brazilians just like to check your attention in a conversation)

pegar alguém - to make out with someone (mostly used to refer to like a one time thing a party)

ficar com alguém - to make out with someone (as above) or to have a thing with someone

ficar puto/puta - to get mad/upset/annoyed

deixa pra lá - never mind

beleza - good/alright

tipo - like (in the since of comparison and when you don’t know what to say)

tô/tá - am/is (short for forms of estar)

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By: Anna

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Do you ever cry because when Warner calls Juliette “love” it’s not because it’s something people say it’s because she is his love. Juliette is literally the definition of love to him. So he’s really just saying he loves her every time he says it.

Cool cool cool cool cool.

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Everybody loves Peter 💖😆

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A drawing I did for @cresswellvaneck ! Who wouldn’t want a winking Thorne? 

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TLC Characters as things my friends and I have said

Cinder: Let's be honest, if I stole shoelaces from Donald Trump I'd probably be deported...and I was born here

Kai: I'm going to assault you *throws salt*... stop being salty about it

Scarlet: Soda + mentos + active shooter = survival

Wolf: Do you ever just get the urge to low key go outside in the middle of the night and start screaming at the moon?

Cress: That's one freaking big train

Thorne: If you hear police sirens, think of me. If you want to put together a bail pool that would be nice

Winter: Bus children

Jacin: I tolerate Bruno Mars

Iko: Look at the adorable little fucklings

Levana: Avacommunists

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All the Lunar Chronicle girls!! ✨🌙

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When your ship is having a moment but they get interrupted:

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Cresswell 💕

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Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

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*loud sound*

Juliette: What was that??

Kenji: My shirt fell down the stairs.

Juliette: That sounded louder than a shirt.

Kenji: I was in it…

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SHATTER ME

Adam: Hey look Juliette you’re on a wanted poster

Juliette: Hey Adam, you know what you and that poster have in common?

Adam: … What?

Juliette: You both want me but will never get me.

Adam: *Internally cries*