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After a sandstorm in Dubai. @

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Taking an ice bath in Switzerland. @

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Snow!

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if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

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“I AM SO FUCKING CALM RIGHT NOW” (Source: http://ift.tt/1LG9lTh)

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friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

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ＡＵＴＯＤＥＳＫ  ＭＡＫＥＳ  ＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ ＳＯＦＴＷＡＲＥ

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lmfaoooooo

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This is the most genius thing i’ve seen in years. Thank you happytoast.co.uk 💯

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christmas drinking game

take a shit every time someone is opening presents and says “i got A box! yay!”

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The funniest shit I’ve read today is this tweet where someone said lightening is just God taking screenshots for judgment day

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes