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hi welcome to LA! come with me i wanna show you all the oil drilling sites that are disguised as office/government buildings ^_^

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

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being an intersex person who isnt a waifish hairless elf devoid of any visible sex characteristics i honestly think if i was a fictional character id be denounced as a transphobic stereotype

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divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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Andrew Cairney from Glasglow, Scotland loading all nine of The Ardblair Stones

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you bottle Miette??

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oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

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When I was little I was fully 100% certain that vampires would have hollow fangs. I never explained this to anyone but I knew in my child heart that when vampires bit people they used their hollow fangs to suck blood like two tiny straws.

This seemed very sensible and left less mess than just biting someone with sharp teeth, obviously.

I think it was because I was an Animal Facts kind of kid and I knew venomous snakes could have hollow fangs so I just superimposed that idea onto vampires.

The funniest part of this is that it never came up in conversation, people would reference them drinking blood and I’d be like yeah of course, and in my head I’d be thinking: with their little sippy teeth, they drink blood, we’re on the same page.

It wasn’t until sometime in high school that the topic was broached in a way that made me question this. When I voiced my conviction about hollow teeth I was laughed at. Once I was questioning whether it was a silly thing to think I was forced to imagine how hard it would be to suck blood through two tubes tiny enough to be in teeth moreover how would you make inner fang suction and realized I’d had the weirdest headcanon about vampires for most of my life.

Editing to add that after a day full of vampire silliness I’m actually delighted to know I wasn’t the only person to think this.

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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“Lilo and Stitch” 2002

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Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.

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For Pride Month, I would like to throw my very long and pointy green hat in the ring.

[Disclaimer: this is 100% a joke and not a real audition unless you like me, in which case, I am very serious]

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When Jaskier was a child, he was kidnapped by a gang of thugs who hoped to ransom the little noble boy back to his wealthy parents.

His parents refused to pay.

Honestly, Jaskier figured the only reason he survived was because one of the thugs took pity on him and quietly returned him home. That, and the fact that a group of Drowners happened to kill the rest of the gang by accident.

Years later, as a teenager studying at Oxenfurt, Jaskier was kidnapped again and held for ransom. Once more, his parents declined to pay. This time, he managed to escape on his own.

So as an adult, when Jaskier finds himself kidnapped yet again, he fully expects to rely on himself to get out of it—same story, different day. The kidnappers don’t even bother trying his family. Instead, they decide to ransom him to Geralt.

Jaskier braces for disappointment.

But to his shock, Geralt actually shows up. Pays the ransom. Gets him out.

And afterward, Geralt treats the whole thing like it was no big deal, as if rescuing Jaskier was simply the obvious, logical thing to do.

Jaskier doesn't know what to make of that. It throws him.