WOKE HOUSE MD
gregory COMMUNE
james WOKEson
ASEXUAL cameron
robert CHASER
eric foreWOMAN
thirteen
LESBIAN cuddy
PRONOUNS taub
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I could quickly sniff you out in a large crowd, due to my high insmelligence. And you stink.
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hi, im the girl tumblr hired to reblog all your posts that are weirdly personal but not personal enough to make unrebloggable. if you want it to stop you'll have to kill me
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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005
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anerican choese
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We’re not making it out of this one
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kind of jealous of swifties. wish i could be satisfied with so little
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on july 12th 2004 the statue of liberty reached down & picked up 1 guy & ate him. not very many people saw this happen & no one got any pictures of it. the eyewitness accounts never traveled very far or got any attention on the internet or anything
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I do not respect the grind. Go to bed
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I once saw a baby eat a cricket, it was fucking disgusting
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