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Awww Pheonix look how cute you were before the horrors. Alternate Timelines are a kick.

Ew. I didn't get shit done.

You know what?

I think I'm going to go play stardew valley about this shit.

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How I cope is my choice.

I'm going to be taking all the coffee and turning it decaffeinated if these hoodlums don't start getting actual sleep.

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I found a version of Pheonix that's still idealistic. She was so cute when she was idealistic!

I have the cutest girlfriend. Even naive, she's adorable!

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>:)c

I'm not evil, sweetie, I'm efficient.

I think I found the evil version of myself??

Like an alternate universe of myself is just out here being evil??

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rule #1 of being a child soldier is to have fun and be yourself

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You can't get any worse, I've seen you hang on chandeliers and cry.

I'm going to be taking all the coffee and turning it decaffeinated if these hoodlums don't start getting actual sleep.

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Jokes on you that'll just make me worse :)

I'm going to be taking all the coffee and turning it decaffeinated if these hoodlums don't start getting actual sleep.

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Favorite holiday food?

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You're so valid for this

MY HITLIST

the joker

the “president”

otter anon

billionaires (esp the ones who harms the environment)

joker’s goons

anyone who gets in my way (civilians or heroes idc)

superboy (last bc i literally can’t harm this guy)

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If you have to ask it's too far gone, angel

How burnt can something be before it's inedible?

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How burnt can something be before it's inedible?

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Is it too soon to propose to my girlfriend?

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What are you, a cop?

Today I was called a dictator. But like, crime is way down so I don't see the problem?

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Found a cat, might adopt it

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Look, guys, I'm sorry you aren't down for 'be gay do crime', but that dosen’t mean we're wrong for putting down rabid dogs in the shape of men.

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I can't believe you guys are out here acting like we're wrong for taking out some of the cruelest villains out there. Like, who actually misses Joker?