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My Love Mine All Mine has a bpm of 57 🦥

are they having a snork mimimi at the gym????

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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

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[doesn't understand anything but wants to be included] did you hear what kendrick lamar did to drake? yeah he beheaded him. aye yeah with a machete

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Lmfao

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

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guy who does a cost benefit analysis that concludes killing the ceo is the most profitable opinion

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omg

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I’m sorry but that moment in GtN where Gideon walks in to see Ianthe in the process of Lyctorhood while Coronabeth sobs over Naberius’ body, and her immediate reaction is like - aw fuck, she must be so sad Tern is dead, only for the reveal to be that Corona is weeping cause Ianthe didn’t kill HER…!!! raw. instantly iconic. completely recontextualizes their relationship and adds like six fucked up layers. love the tridentarii twins

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I hear Kendrick Lamar murdered Drake with his voice.........shouted him apart.....

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("he only got two eyes" voice) he only got 13 episodes

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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

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the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

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“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)

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"Networking is how you get a good job" I am killing myself dawg

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stop drawing for others. don't draw for yourself either. play video games