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going to make one of those "WATCHING LORD OF THE RINGS FOR THE **FIRST TIME**" videos on youtube but say things like "wow boromir looks especially rugged in these mountain scenes, almost like the actor actually hiked to the filming location instead of taking a helicopter" and "wouldn't it be funny if all those soldiers from rohan were women in fake beards" and "his scream sounded really genuine there, I wonder if he broke any of his toes"

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Modern Hobbit AU where their quest takes them to the lovely double wide of Gandalf’s friend’s friend’s friend Beorn. Call that an Unexpected Furry send post

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Pippin: I can’t sleep

Sam: I can. Goodnight.

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the trilogy about the small people

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Based on a backstage photo and headcanons about hobbits using flower language for local celebrations.

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They heard a noise in the middle of the night

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And I finished them. Species are listed in tags.

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observation

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he told him

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the rest of em didn't notice

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what's a king to a mom

previous part here

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Gandalfs 🧙‍♂️ Art by Roger Garland (1984), Tim Kirk (1974), Tom Jung (1978), Jimmy Cauty (1976), Frank Frazetta (1975), Ted Nasmith x 2, Alan Lee

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Today I saw a sparrow and a crow sitting next to each other on a stone in my driveway.

And I had to think of Bilbo and Thorin.

Am I going mad? 😅🤭

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15% off Simly esims to-day with code "EID"

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but we’ll see each other again won’t we 🥺