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Just another day in Waitstown.

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

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Khorne v Elder (John Blanche)

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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I have found my Morticia and I'm quite happy about that.

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Hey you! The Emperor isn't finished with you yet!

My favorite princesses Primarch 💙🖤

Konrad Curze by Me

Mortarion - @masacrescent

Sanguinius - Tilia

Leman Russ - Wolfhound

Jaghatai Khan - Yoshi

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There are a surprising number of parallels between the Necrons and Nurgle, including such things as:

Green

Scythes

Prominent one-eyed individuals

Name starts with N

Death Imagery

Slow but Durable

And possibly the most significant correlation,

7. The one thing that every single Necrontyr had in common, from the lowest vassal to the highest Phaeron, across the entirety of their galaxy-spanning empire, and the one thing that they feared most, was Sickness.

In conclusion, if Nurgle had shown up earlier, then he would have been to the Necrontyr what Slaanesh is to the Eldar

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Queen Prawn by Christophe Young

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Some people just aren't going to be happy with you until they're getting railed in a sundress.

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its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

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Check out the Hexfield Viewscreen!

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This is the exact sort of whimsy that makes 40k Tumblr my favorite.

Things that get stuck in my head.

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bad™ train of thought inbound

Granting the difficulty of getting one's arms around the concept of canon in the P.G. Wodehouse universe, we do know that WWI occurred: Jeeves explicitly acknowledges it in an early story and Aunt Dahlia makes a couple of references to post-war whiskey.

Bertie Wooster is in his late 20s or early 30s in stories set in the eternal 1920s.

He never mentions the war.

He is extremely athletic, see the incident with the pool and also the time he boards that yacht.

His sense of what is and isn't a threat worth responding to with violence is extremely finely calibrated, as is his use of violence on the extremely rare occasions when he chooses to use it.

His first resort when solving problems is to be somewhere else, his second resort is to sneak around in the night, his third resort at best is asking Jeeves what to do.

He somewhat conspicuously doesn't have PTSD.

He did something out there, and he sleeps like a baby.

Bertie Wooster is indeed an amiable nitwit, but he is also the scariest man in interwar London.