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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross

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let’s remove the question if it’s livable and just focus on the max you can do in terms of comfortability. So you’re not too tired/burnt out at the end of the day.

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Hey I keep thinking about this question.

For further elaboration; you will be perfectly healthy without it, and face no complications relating specifically to that thing. You can still get exhausted from physical work and need to sit down and rest, but you won't have to be completely unconscious to recover. Likewise, your nutrients will stay balanced and you stay at your current weight, but you won't need any food. You can drink if you want, but its not needed if you don't eat.

And you absolutely CANNOT do what you choose ever again. no enjoying good food or enjoying a comfortable nap. Make your choice.

Reblog if you want it will be appreciated 👍

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I really wish your Stardew spouse could react to the changes you make to the farm.

"A whole field of sunflowers just for me?!! 🩷"

"The farm looks so nice with your machines tucked away in the shed."

"What the fuck do you mean you've got a dinosaur egg in the incubator??"

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

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Apocalypse-type outbreak. But it's not by disease or aliens or even robots

It's mint.

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so i complain a lot about low build quality of modern durable goods, but i do think there's a lot of freedom in having durable goods that (while they meet or exceed a minimum level of functionality) you aren't tempted to Keep Nice.

i don't care if my cat sharpens her claws on the couch because it's an ikea couch i got for free off a friend who was moving away. i don't care if my car gets scratched because it's already dinged up and it doesn't make it any less drivable. i don't care if my desk chair upholstery gets stained; it was cheap and who gives a shit if my chair is grungy. in many cases i actively disprefer the Nice version of the thing (like, say, a fancy expensive car) because it's emotionally a lot harder to blow off incidental damage.

this is also a thing that's really nice about DIYing/thrift flipping furniture and shit: i don't care that much if i scratch up the finish on my desk because -- well, it's a desk. who cares if a desk is scratched?? but also, i built the damn thing, so i can just sand it and refinish it with the exact same varnish. i could reupholster the various cat-scratched furniture, if for some reason i wanted to do that. i CAN, in fact, Fix Him.

i grew up in a house with a bunch of Nice Furniture, including (most frustratingly) antiques where you absolutely could not leave anything wet on them ever. a couple times, in the course of lighting birthday candles, the kitchen table accidentally got match-scorched, and my mom STILL tisks over those burn marks every time she remembers they exist. and i have to say, constantly Being Careful of the Furniture did and still does drive me up the wall. it's exhausting. like -- you don't have to spend mental energy on that!! you can refinish the dang table! you can, idk, lasercut some clear acrylic sheets to put on top of the antique dresser set! you can also decide to just not care about your stuff displaying the ordinary signs of wear and tear from being lived with, instead of trying to make a home a furniture showplace. every time i look at the scorch marks on my parents' kitchen table, i remember eating birthday cake.

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So as part of the upcoming plot a bunch of characters have been turning gray, which wouldn't be particularly notable except the newest character is. an oblisk

Neopets really looked everyone in the eyes and was like "alright screw it. we're giving the rock depression"

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they should invent a 2pm water that tastes identical to 3am water

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sobbing with joy that neopets has not changed in the slightest

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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

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Us "adopts the speech pattern of the whatever we're reading" girlies really take our lives into our own hands reading Jeeves & Wooster

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neopet meshi

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I saw yesterday's transit poll and was curious about the transit options available to the responders so:

Which do you use more often and where do you live?

Personal vehicles (I live somewhere with a decent public transit system)

Public transit (I live somewhere with a decent public transit system)

Personal vehicles (I live somewhere WITHOUT a decent public transit system)

Public transit (I live somewhere WITHOUT a decent public transit system)