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You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.

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“Soppy” - Illustrtation by Philippa Rice

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me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

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Why does this dog look so cool???

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you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!

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“There was this one moment where Rachel McAdams, who plays my wife in the movie, she didn’t tell me what uh…what undergarments she was going to be wearing. And I started lifting up her dress in the scene and I say in the movie, ‘Wow.’ That was real.” 

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morning sex is the best sex because you can’t hide behind anything. your hair probably looks like shit, your makeup is smeared, morning breath, I’m sure you drooled at some point in the night….. but someone still wants to kiss your lips and in between your thighs and touch your unshowered, no longer freshly shaven skin. like, if you can be comfortable enough with someone to let them do that, then that’s way cool and that’s why morning sex is the best

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OH MY GOD R U SEEING THIS

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I received death threats over snap after posting this.

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me: hello there brain, can we please have a good day today?

brain: hey listen buddy go fuck yourself