kiddinstrangler420
kiddinstrangler420
BIG DICK DAVEY
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"Are ya' fuckin' kiddin' me!?"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 8 months ago
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hnhgn announceme
SUP CHAT!! uhhh BAD NEWS, i might be takin a break from discord forra bit for my own shit!! (my fuckin grades are crashin n i do not wanna deal w that bs)
butttt GOOD NEWS! i might still be on tumblr n some other new shit!!
so t get it outta th' way, my rp blogs ( @thecrypticphone69, @kiddinstrangler420, @v1theultrafuckening and @number1waiter ) are either all gonna move to one blog or smth like that, just so it might be a (little??) easier for me!!
So, maybe bad news but 'th blogs are either gonna be deleted (or archived) so!!! but their not dead!! just movin to more collective home!! (AND there might be some other characters!! that or i might get rid of two characters that were previously rp blogs (i lost interest n some of th fandoms,,))
Also, i might start postin art again since m off discord?? my dms WILL still be open tho!! (discord and tumblr) but i might not respond to dms as quick or fast, same w asks sadly!!!
also the blog might get a remake?? now sure yet but i might finally move onto some other socials too (im already workin on a spacehey n might go to bluesky(??))
so yeah!!! shit might still be th same, I'm still the same dave but just some stuffs bein moved :) hope yall will stick around!!
tags for ppl i mainly talk on discord to btw
@jackfitzkennedy @theartshift @pineapplesoda n more!!! <333 love y all, y guys just (y can read th rest f y want but thats just rp shit) relates t discord <3 also my other mooties HIII YES I DIDNT FORGET YA HELLOOOO^^<3
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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Dave just kind of sits back and watches, biting on the bone still but not really trying to harm it, more like a subconscious fidget. He's more so just trying to occupy himself, but the tussle seems to entertain him.
"'m bettin' on Phoney for this one." Which one? We'll never know.. probably.
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(Y kno, i think i was gonna hold back from interjectin but i saw peter 'ere n i was like fuck it. sorry for buggin th blog sm EUGH 😭, promise m not normally like this!!! @kiddinstrangler420)
Dave's head peeks up from the corner he had been in, snorting to himself as he watches the duo of phone fucks fight in the distance. He's still playing with.. a bone he "somehow" got, thank ya' anon, as he sat back and just watched this bullshit unfold.
"Y'kno, Phoney, y' makin' it seem like bein' a DILF 's a bad thing!" Dave points out, point the sharp bone if Steven's direction slightly, the aubergine man leaning against the wall. "I mean- I'd fuckin' KILL t' have this many bitches bein' this down bad 'f i was a fuckin' phone-fuck like y! I mean- y got so many, n y can't even kiss properly? C'mon!"
"Oh come off it, Dave! I don't have any kids. I mean, the fake ones count don't they? But I don't even KNOW those phone heads- my point still stands-! Also. Hi Dave."
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Steven shifted in place, tilting his head over at the purple corpse whilst his dial spins uncontrollably.
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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"Well that hurt."
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Dave’s talking about the Steven sitting on the floor over there my dude
“Thank you for, uh, actually being helpful. I- It’s surprisingly appreciated..”
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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"What'dya mean? 'm very fuckin' 'elpful!"
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Dave’s talking about the Steven sitting on the floor over there my dude
“Thank you for, uh, actually being helpful. I- It’s surprisingly appreciated..”
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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"What's up, bro!" Dave chirps, giving a little wave at the both of them-- i mean more so at Peter, but in this case he couldn't really only wave to one without waving to the other.
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"So 're we just torturin' phoney 'bout bein' a DILF? 's this what 's all 'bout?" Dave asks, nibbling a little bit on the bone. "Not that 'm fuckin' opposed, m all up for harrassin' any 'o yall!"
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(Y kno, i think i was gonna hold back from interjectin but i saw peter 'ere n i was like fuck it. sorry for buggin th blog sm EUGH 😭, promise m not normally like this!!! @kiddinstrangler420)
Dave's head peeks up from the corner he had been in, snorting to himself as he watches the duo of phone fucks fight in the distance. He's still playing with.. a bone he "somehow" got, thank ya' anon, as he sat back and just watched this bullshit unfold.
"Y'kno, Phoney, y' makin' it seem like bein' a DILF 's a bad thing!" Dave points out, point the sharp bone if Steven's direction slightly, the aubergine man leaning against the wall. "I mean- I'd fuckin' KILL t' have this many bitches bein' this down bad 'f i was a fuckin' phone-fuck like y! I mean- y got so many, n y can't even kiss properly? C'mon!"
"Oh come off it, Dave! I don't have any kids. I mean, the fake ones count don't they? But I don't even KNOW those phone heads- my point still stands-! Also. Hi Dave."
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Steven shifted in place, tilting his head over at the purple corpse whilst his dial spins uncontrollably.
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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…is your nickname true?
"'s it? ;)"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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Dave smirks at Roger's answer, leaning back against the wall slyly. He extends his one hand a little, pointing along with his words. "I kno, I kno! 'm talkin' bout phoney, not y!"
…would ice help?
"Naaaah... It'll be all good.. just fuckin' annoyed.." Dave grumbles, before he hears a sudden crash in the background.
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( @speak-to-roger ) Dave blinks and his head snaps in the direction of the crash, shouting a loud "GAH!" in surprise at the sound.
"Phoney? Th' fuck're y' doin' 'ere!?"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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"Y'kno, Phoneface!" Dave says, as if anyone knows who hes talking about- and by anyone I mean Roger. "Th' guy witha phone forra head?"
…would ice help?
"Naaaah... It'll be all good.. just fuckin' annoyed.." Dave grumbles, before he hears a sudden crash in the background.
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( @speak-to-roger ) Dave blinks and his head snaps in the direction of the crash, shouting a loud "GAH!" in surprise at the sound.
"Phoney? Th' fuck're y' doin' 'ere!?"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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"..Huh! So 'm I th' only one that came 'ere t' annoy Phoney willin'ly?" Dave huffed, just casually fidgetting with the bone in his hand until Roger mentioned it.
He hid it behind his back, sitting up more straight- which he probably didn't need to do seeing as he was already tall as fuck in the begining, but still.
"What'dya mean?"
…would ice help?
"Naaaah... It'll be all good.. just fuckin' annoyed.." Dave grumbles, before he hears a sudden crash in the background.
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( @speak-to-roger ) Dave blinks and his head snaps in the direction of the crash, shouting a loud "GAH!" in surprise at the sound.
"Phoney? Th' fuck're y' doin' 'ere!?"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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"...Dunno!" He shrugs, continuing to fiddle with.. a bone. Totally just a regular bone, nuthin to it. Don't ask. Please don't fuckin' ask. You don't want to know. Trust me.
"Are y? I don't have a fuckin' clue anymore, Phoney! My mind fuckin' scrambled right now n i don't wanna put it togetha- i mean, who knows? Y could just be a part of my imagination! Same with Stevie wonda's from before! who fuckin knows?"
…would ice help?
"Naaaah... It'll be all good.. just fuckin' annoyed.." Dave grumbles, before he hears a sudden crash in the background.
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( @speak-to-roger ) Dave blinks and his head snaps in the direction of the crash, shouting a loud "GAH!" in surprise at the sound.
"Phoney? Th' fuck're y' doin' 'ere!?"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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…would ice help?
"Naaaah... It'll be all good.. just fuckin' annoyed.." Dave grumbles, before he hears a sudden crash in the background.
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( @speak-to-roger ) Dave blinks and his head snaps in the direction of the crash, shouting a loud "GAH!" in surprise at the sound.
"Phoney? Th' fuck're y' doin' 'ere!?"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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sorry yeah that was mean you (probably) didn’t deserve that
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"Ugh.. Now my fuckin' face hurts, y prick!!!"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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*punches you*
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"Ow??? Fuckin' rude!?"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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I dunno, but it fucking slaps, used the 1-hr loop to finish my essay today :D
"Huh!!! That's fuckin' neat, aint it? I'm a fuckin celebrity! Enough so t where i got my own fuckin' theme song!" okay dave, where did you get celebrity from buddy.
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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haha yeah
your theme song slaps btw :p
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"My what? I mean, why thank ya anon! But my what? I gotta theme song? 'm I really that much offa hero? orra villain? I mean- that's fuckin' sick!"
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kiddinstrangler420 · 10 months ago
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I mean yes but I was moreso asking for YOUR thoughts on Steven
"Phoney's not... That bad. 've learnt t' trust 'em a bit more afta th' fuckin flipside, but that doesn't mean we're still a lil complicated. He fuckin' apologized, n I fuckin accepted it n we worked togetha. Y'kno everythin' doesn't 'eal with a sorry."
"...Hes grown on me? I can't fuckin' explain it, n m not gonna. M alright with em, not sure how t put it, ykno? He's gotten betta tho, less.. annoyin, n my books. 've dealt with em forra long time, like how 'e deals with me!"
"...Does that answer y fuckin' question or nah? Cuz 'm not goin int greater detail."
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