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alright then-

i'd love to make friendship bracelets...

have you kidnapped any officalverse characters? You should kidnap @satan-offical, @leviathan-offical and @homosexuality-offical. That’s a great team bro

For the millionth time, i don't kidnap people

why do people keep thinking that

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If I let you kidnap me—uh I mean willingly go into your van, do I get free top surgery? Because at this point I might have to be kidnapped to afford it

I can schedule you an appointment and pay for it, yeah!

Nature can be a bitch sometimes, assigning people wrong bodies...

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Do you have bomb, fire candy in ur can. If you do I'll happily jump in with no second thought ‼️‼️

Also here bc ur so cool :333

bomb fire candy? I don't think we do... But if it's unharmful, i might be able to get ya some

we do have an actual bomb in our van, though. But they're really nice and don't hurt anyone.

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Any opinions on onions, dear kidnaps?

They're pretty cool..? And please, you may call me Naps.

If you want, i have some onions in my van ^^

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hey, can i join for terraria merch

of course

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i want to be kidnapped! i love not at all suspicious vans :)

Kidnapped? Oh, i don't do that

but if you want, you can chill in my van for a bit. You're allowed to leave whenever you want and we have candy and garlic bread!!

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Garlic bread and candy??? Can I join??

yup!! we'd love to have ya <3

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I- do i know you-?

have you kidnapped any officalverse characters? You should kidnap @satan-offical, @leviathan-offical and @homosexuality-offical. That’s a great team bro

For the millionth time, i don't kidnap people

why do people keep thinking that

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theres candy in the van right?

yup!

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*hands you some garlic bread*

enjoy!!

I heard that you have garlic bread in the van

Can I have some? :]

Yeah, of course!!

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my mom said not to go into strange vans even if they lure you with candy but………

candy…………………..

anyways i’m willingly here :3 i’m sure nothing bad will happen :33

Of course nothing bad will happen! why would it?

what kinda candy you like btw?

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I heard that you have garlic bread in the van

Can I have some? :]

Yeah, of course!!

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omg pigeon

Pigeons are awesome

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excuse me? That's my birth name

have you kidnapped any officalverse characters? You should kidnap @satan-offical, @leviathan-offical and @homosexuality-offical. That’s a great team bro

For the millionth time, i don't kidnap people

why do people keep thinking that

[kidnaps-you]

have you kidnapped any officalverse characters? You should kidnap @satan-offical, @leviathan-offical and @homosexuality-offical. That’s a great team bro

For the millionth time, i don't kidnap people

why do people keep thinking that

[kidnaps-you]

can u get @stare-into-the-abyss plz

If they want to join us

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I've heard there's free hrt here?

there is!!

you want some?