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REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

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they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

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an ant was pushed to its limit last night while carrying a leaf weighing exactly 50 times its body weight. As it walked towards its hill a single snowflake drifted down from heaven and landed right on the stem of the heavy leaf, weighing the ant down far far far beyond its limits. but the ant, a sturdy and brave creature used its sense of resolve and the will of its ancestors to carry itself home under the tremendous weight and will be hailed as a hero by the colony for generations to come.

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ok I'm standing up

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tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

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tiktokkers who film people in public should be locked into a birdcage and dangled from skyscrapers

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as an empath i had to quit my barista job because i could feel the coffee bean’s pain when i had to grind them. i could hear them screaming

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*recieves no reply to important email after two days* btw im also the son of a lord

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"ur eyebags r so deep" this & "u look so tired" that. nobody appreciates the disheveled swag

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Just gonna post this here, my drawing of makima!

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I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

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Gothic Gates

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watching the bus slowly make its way towards my stop like a blushing groom watching the bride walk down the aisle on his wedding day

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i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!