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kidswithhats · 6 years
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she is finally among us…. in studio quality…… today is a v special day
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40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.
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kidswithhats · 6 years
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I really just do not understand the ultra-rich.
Like, the Flint water crisis, right? I just read an estimate that it would take $55 million to bring clean water back to Flint. That sounds like a lot of money until you consider that’s less than a tenth of a billion dollars. Jeff Bezos is worth $118 billion. For less than .05% of his net worth, Jeff Bezos could bring water back to an entire town. At the most money I have ever had in my bank account, .05% of it could buy me like a burger. And not even a particularly nice one.
And let’s say, yeah, the ultra-rich are soulless monsters devoid of empathy or altruism. For .05% of his net wealth, Jeff Bezos could completely turn his public image around. Instead of being the asshole who exploits his workers, suddenly he’s the unlikely hero who saved an entire town.
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How do you have the power to become a hero at practically no personal cost and just
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kidswithhats · 6 years
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let me tell u as someone with no impulse control the ‘treat yo self’ episode of parks and rec is very dangerous 
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kidswithhats · 7 years
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do you actually know any math?
i know of math
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kidswithhats · 7 years
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no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men
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kidswithhats · 7 years
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In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”
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kidswithhats · 7 years
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on a list of dumb shit i know:
the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.
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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
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guys i found something revolutionary
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ur fucking boy 💯
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kidswithhats · 7 years
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Tumblr in 2018
Vegan discourse
The normalization of fart kinks
One of the sandsverse members will post straight up porn and will take it down after a brief amount of time
The s that everyone used to draw in school is revived as a meme
Someone on anti SJ hentai tumblr will hire a funnyman real money to derail posts of people they dont like
A terf kills a squirrel for notes
“I wanna fuck the dinos from Jurassic World 2”
a Tumblr April Fools gag fucks up and every icon is a screaming monkey for a month.
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