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‘анатема’

anathema...in the Old Testament, a creature or object set apart for sacrificial offering. In the Orthodox Church, this signifies a formal pronouncement of condemnation. this is not a form of damnation but rather a solemn act of separating the individual or doctrine from the Church, often urging repentance. 

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SARAH CHRIST & THE CHOSEN

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IMAGE 1: Smosh fanart of various figures of Sarah Christ and the Chosen.

Figure 1: 2 identical busts of Sarah with a look of dread, titled: “Sarah ‘women are my specialty’ Christ.” The first has greasy choppy bangs, and the second has long wet strands of hair alongside her face, labeled: “classic vs overgrown bangs.”

Figure 2: A bust of Sarah blowing a strand of hair out of her face in annoyance, labeled: “needs haircut (not gonna get one).”

Figure 3: Sarah Christ and the Chosen in the Spiderverse mentor meme with Sarah as Peter B Parker and the Chosen as Miles Morales. Sarah is thinking of the Creekside Killer while Chosen is thinking of Sarah. Beside Sarah is the bisexual flag with the quote, “Put some tits on that guy, I’d fuck him,” and beside Chosen is the trans flag with the quote, “I saw the board game glow,” as well as a note underneath that reads: “(idek which direction i just know it to be true).” The figures are colored in a blue and pink palette.

IMAGE 2: Smosh fanart of various figures of Sarah Christ and the Chosen.

Figure 1: Sarah and the Chosen redrawn in a Brooklynn 99 meme. Sarah has choppy bangs and is holding Chosen to her chest protectively and aggressively says, “If anything happens to the Chosen, I’m killing everyone in this room and then myself.” His face is expressionless and squished in her embrace.

Figure 2: The Chosen is drawing out his sword in defense of Sarah as he says, “Don’t worry, Sarah! If this guy wants to mess with you, he’s gonna have to get through ME first.” He looks the same as before, but Sarah has overgrown bangs. Behind him, she draws a line across her throat in a threatening death glare. The text above points to both figures 1 and 2, reading: “Characterized by: devotion + delusion (interchangeable between them).”

Figure 3: A headshot of Sarah with overgrown bangs, giving a side-eye and holding a cigarette between her lips. Sunglasses sit atop her head with the note: “Still has the sunglasses Chosen gave her :”)” Another note points to her cigarette that reads: “Just holding it.”

VIDEO DESCRIPTION: Smosh Mouth clips of The Chosen & Sarah Christ episode with OP’s commentary as follows:

“the chosen [handshake emoji] sarah christ: i would kill for you.”

“there’s a naive but genuine sweetness in the way that the chosen thinks of sarah and wonders why misfortune seems to follow her”

“he chalks up her “bad luck” to mirrors instead of her own reckless actions, which speaks to his superstitions but even more so his admiration of her”

“so it’s significant that the chosen later gifts sarah charmed sunglasses to protect her from ‘dark forces’”

“they look out for each other in their own ways :”)”

IMAGE 3: Screenshots of Sarah Christ subtitles from various Smosh videos against a bisexual flag background, as follows:

“Before I knew it, I, Sarah Christ, had fallen deeply in love with Amanda Lehan-Canto.”

“Let’s just say I wasn’t a wet cop until I met Amanda.”

“You don’t know anything about gay pride, do you?”

“Put some tits on that guy, I’d (bleep) him.”

“Women are my specialty.”

IMAGE 4: Screenshot of a comment section from the Chosen Trivial Pursuit: Try Not To Laugh video, as follows:

Commenter: “the chosen canonically being aware of I Saw the TV Glow is INSANE”

Reply 1: “I mean he has undeniable tboy swag”

Reply 2: “one day the chosen’s egg will crack”

OP’s note pointing to both replies (colored in trans colors): “I like that these both co-exist for the Chosen.”

Each of the comments has been liked by OP.

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helllloo apes of the world, i am still trying to not get art blocked into hell, but i do have some new OCs i've been cooking up! i know me making NEW guys instead of the 400 other guys i already have and could be drawing oops hehe

they are basically monster hunters in a post apocalyptic flooded earth, they are also all monkeys for no other reason then my own personal enjoyment

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5x7 inches coloured pencils

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I’m not afraid of you now

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or something

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Butch Comix Vol.1

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Them 〔´∇｀〕

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started watching this incredible yaoi called x-files. has anyone heard of this

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rei with john deere tractor

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i started drawing this the second the build-a-bear story hit the stage, but i got carried away so here they are a few days later. this was my first time joining a smosh liveshow so i got a little swept up in the excitement, happens to the best of us !

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for those that haven’t seen the live show:

context 1: shayne mentioned that he’s never “built a bear” before, but if he ever gets the chance, he should make a chosen bear

context 2: shayne pointed out angela and spencer’s leather jacket looks, and they joked that the last guests (tommy and courtney) were the “teddy bears” and that they (angela and spencer) were part of the “after dark line.” they also said they had writers in the back prepping that joke for them LOL

IMAGE DESCRIPTION:

IMAGE 1: Fanart of the Chosen from Smosh holding a Build-a-Bear up to his face. The bear is wearing identical shades and wolf T-shirt, along with a pony bead version of his shark tooth necklace. Sticker-like doodles of the Chosen and Chosen bear are drawn in the corners.

IMAGE 2: Fanart of Smosh cast members from the Reddit Stories Liveshow as Build-a-Bear stuffed animals. Shayne is a tan bear leaning against the Smosh iPad. Courtney is a golden retriever with a paw on their hip sticking their tongue out. Tommy is a blonde dog with a mustache pattern on his muzzle waving his paw. Angela is a brown chihuahua blowing a kiss. Spencer is a brown bear tilting his head and gesturing his arms out. The top text reads: Build-a-Smosh. The text besides Angela and Spencer is a neon sign that reads: After Dark Line.

IMAGE 3: Closeup of the Chosen’s face. Artist’s note reads: 1st time painting since 2023, why is this the prettiest hair i’ve ever rendered…

IMAGE 4: Closeup of Chosen Bear’s face. Artist’s note reads: Pawprint in lenses! Pony bead version of necklace!

IMAGE 5: Closeup of Build-a-Bear Smosh cast. Artist’s note for Shayne reads: Same plush as Chosen Bear. Artist’s note for Courtney reads: Ears shaped like hair. Golden retriever energy. Artist’s note for Tomy reads: Tomey (Dog)Bones. Tommy’s bracelets! Artist’s note for Angela reads: Cheek fluff shaped like hair. Chihuahua (like Spork!). Artist’s note for Spencer reads: Curlier fur pattern.

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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proximity

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in los angeles, the historically Black community of altadena has been decimated by the ongoing eaton fire.

afropunk has created a spreadsheet of gofundmes of displaced Black individuals and families affected by the current los angeles fires. the list is constantly being updated.

please donate what you can and share widely.

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A mighty and dangerous tiger oc!!!!

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hare hare hare hare hare hare HAWK

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