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if you don't think that sokka would hoard little trinkets that zuko gave him like some sort of bisexual crow, you're wrong

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Jaja lol they're iconic for a reason

(I wanted to make my own version of this post but with more pairings lmao)

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the hardest lines ALWAYS come from ao3 fanfics and I stand by this

Mostly thanks to @emilyelizabethfowl (their reblog contains many of the fic links!! thank u sm) and a few deep dives into my ao3 history, the sources of the quotes have mostly all been recovered! I apologise for not posting them all with proper credit originally, I truly didn't think the post would blow up so much, but the lesson is very much learned :) enjoy!

- number 1 is another merthur fic, called Destiny Ordered You To Die, But I Willed You To Live by ironfamjam (apparently also appears in Filling the gaps, a spiderman fic by the same author!)

-The klance one (number 2) is from reach out for you (break these walls) by Paladin-Pile (UserFromPluto)

- number 3 is a batman fic called Home (jason centered) by Daisybirb

- number 4 is a zukka fic by I'm Not Angry Anymore by team_avatars_eyebags

- two are from The Art Of Burning by hella1975, an amazing ongoing atla following zuko (also zukka but it hasn't quite happened yet) - numbers 5 and 9 to be exact

- number 6 is a hualian fic called No paths are bound by cataclysmic_calamity (originally a thread fic but also fully uploaded on ao3)

- number 7 is a merthur fic called tell me every terrible thing you ever did (and let me love you anyway) by Stardustwrites17 (the quote is also originally from a poem by Sade Andria Zabala or Edgar Allen poe apparently)

- The batman one (number 8) is from Nature and Nurture by lurkinglurkerwholurks

- number 10 is from a steddie fic called let me know (everythings alright) by bexiguess (had too dig deep to find this one - the stranger things phase last summer was no joke 😭)

ALSO there is now a part 2 !! (which I swear is better organized)

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I don't think any of you realize how tempted I am to write a wild re-meets the chain fic where they find him in hyrule castle banging his ladle off a cooking pot screaming at the walls.

*chain entering the sanctum*

Wild: *BANGING ON HIS POT* IF THERE'S ONE MORE DIN-DAMMED HORROR IN THIS CASTLE TRYING TO KILL ME, YOU GET ONE SHOT!!!!!

The chain: *in shock*

Legend: *mildly impressed*

Wild: YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! ONLY CHANCE BUDDY! YOU EITHER TAKE IT OR SLITHER BACK TO WHATEVER HYLIA-FORSAKEN HOLE YOU CRAWLED OUT OF, OR I WILL (beeeeeeeeeeeeep)

Wind: *to Legend* you think he'll teach me some of that?

Warriors: absolutely not

Wild: –AND DEMISE WILL CRY WHEN HE SEES WHAT I'VE DONE TO YOU!!!

Sky: Wild? Buddy?

Wild: *turning around and noticing everyone* Oh hey guys!

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Headcannons, go!

Every Link experiences different symptoms going through portals.

Sky: beset by visions. They do accurately predict the future or show other times and places, but are often so jumbled and confusing he just gets a killer headache

Four: (this one is borrowed) splits into the colors but not completely. They have to figure out how to drive the body until they can merge back

Time: overwhelmed by the inevitability of time. Feels every second slip by with the subtlety of a gunshot wound. Also gains the ability to rewind time a few seconds and sometimes accidentally loops a few times before getting his bearings. As a result the others think he handles portals the best but he probably has it worst

Twilight: needs constant force of will to keep himself from transferring to the dark world for the first few seconds. Somehow, Time always knows to help him through it when the pull is the strongest…

Wind: filled with overwhelming power. Could obliterate a tree by flicking it if he isn’t careful. Time often helps him through this also

Legend: all of his items activate. All of them. Fortunately the others are usually too busy to notice him literally peeling himself off the ground (painting form)

Hyrule: same as Legend but with abilities. He’s able to suppress them on the better ones, but things do occasionally just get struck with lightning

Warriors: gets a RTS game style HUD for a quick second, but x100. So distracting it gives him headaches and impairs his vision

Wild: remembers things from the past, but not necessarily from his lifetime. He has quite a few memories of being the other Links. Also sees ghosts.

also, the farther they are displaced in time the worse the effects are. Once they went from Sky’s to Wild’s Hyrule in one portal and Time spent a week in a time loop trying to keep everyone from dying.

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Critics reviewing the Mario movie: It’s just a bunch of goofing off with no real story.

Mario fans: Yes that’s what we want.

Critics reviewing the FNAF movie: It’s just a 2-hour lore dump.

FNAF fans: YES THAT’S WHAT WE WANT.

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I felt inspired after watching the fnaf movie

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So I just watched the fnaf movie

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So... I am curious

Please reblog so others can answer

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Writers every two seconds

"Okay, no actually, delete that sentence."

Two hours later

"No, it's a good sentence."

"Wait... what's the protagonist's name again?"

At two AM

"OH! New idea."

"Write that down, write that down!"

Writing a backstory for the main character

"Good parents, check,

kidnapped and or tortured, check,

lived on the streets, check,

genuinely not like those other girls, check,

parents alive so I can kill them later, check,

PERFECT."

Naming literally anything goes one of three ways;

"Lemme just insert this random name that somehow perfectly fits the character in mind"

OR

"...I'll leave this for later"

OR

*goes to search up every name under the sun for the perfect name for the most unimportant side character

"Where do commas go?"

"Last name ideas..."

"What's the real word for that... thingy thing?"

"How much blood can a person lose without dying?"

"murder, Murder, MURDER"

"Types of croisants-"

"Is it normal to see the void physically manifesting or am I just sleep deprived."

Writes one of three times;

The worst time, The worst time, or doesn't write at all.

"Brain please just insert words onto page............"

*Googles

"How to write a book."

Any ones I missed?

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I feel like the writer aesthetic™️ is either like:

Academia, reads classic lit, always well dressed, pencil/pen and paper, probably writes in cursive

Or:

Same song on repeat for an hour, running off goldfish and dopamine, hasn't read anything other than fanfiction in ages, wearing the pair of cargo pants for a week

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The party is trying to come up with how to dig a big tunnel to free people

Artificer: Can’t druids wildshape into badgers and dig

Me, Druid 1: We have a Giant Badger option

Druid 2: Great, I am so down

Me: Wait… I have a horrible idea…

Artificer: What is it

Me: If me and Druid 2 prepare conjure animals we can summon 8 giant badgers each… which makes it 18 badgers in total

Artificer: BADGER DRILL

Everyone: B A D G E R    D R I L L

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No sleep gang rise up

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Me: *introduces a new element into the story that ~ surprisingly ~ hasn’t been mentioned at all before now*

Character: How??? Did I??? Not noticed this??? Before????

Me, the author, who hadn’t thought of it until now: *sweating* Yeah….. so weird how you didn’t notice it….. before……

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Me, filling out a character sheet: Shit, am I answering for a fictional character or myself???

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Me: "So yeah, that's an idea. But I haven't written it yet."

Reader/follower: "That's okay. It'd be cool if you did though!"

Me, already opening up a new word document: "Whaaat? Ohh noooo, who could have foreseeeen this?"

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RE vendetta is literally about a divorced malewife and his deranged 40 year old emo ex-husband fighting against zombies