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The spandex didn’t exist!! DONT YOU GET IT?? The retro future spandex didn’t exist yet!!! How could it all possibly stretch??!

People should be taking notes on who exactly decided to blow up a day old post which, by their own admission, didn’t really have any traction 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sorry for spamming the tags. Their bridge awaits their return.

ANYWAY…

If you haven’t seen them yet I just updated the movie list with incredibly random mentions from a Vogue Australia interview this morning.

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Look what the cat dragged out of the litter box?! A turd by a different name is still a piece of shit.

Rueby, and I mean this with every ounce of bi sexuality, go fuck yourself.

Stop assuming heterosexuality.

Both he and Vanessa Kirby listed both sexes.

He has stated before his obsession with Indiana Jones as a child. Naming that as one of your “crushes” means absolutely nothing except solid confidence in yourself and not finding “crush” to be a serious term. It means the exact same as him listing women.

I had huge crushes on April from TMNT and the Pink Power Ranger (and the Green one!) - guess what? I’m fucking asexual with a romantic attraction only to men 🤣

You are morons.

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I just want a bi viejo sabroso to call miiiine

Pedro Pascal listed his celebrity crushes and one was Harrison Ford

BI PEDRO CONFIRMATION

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Hey Mayor Ted forget that old hag that left you. I’ll be your new wife and the hottest First Lady of Eddington 🙂‍↕️

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Thank you @sunshinehaze1 for the inspo!

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Plsss I need to know

I’m happy to report there is still WiFi available in the afterlife, because this has me deceased. Why is Dakota the luckiest human alive?! 😭😩

tysm to my queen @itsokbbygrlbutworsethistime for the tech assist!!! ❤️

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I want to reside in this Pitt.

Make it my warm dark and cozy little nest, curl up in it. Get absolutely dirty, drenched, nasty, wrecked, sweaty, filthy, disgusting. Then soaped up, bubbly, cleansed, bathed, soaked, dried, pristine, immaculate.

Lather, rinse, repeat ♾️

The whelms were overed, today. 😮‍💨

le sigh

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MY HEART HURTSSSS

Sooooo…presumably he missed Cannes 2023 for SWOL because of Lux’s graduation.

And now, in 2025….she’s there with him 🥹

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We see Ellie being the most brutal we've ever seen her be with Nora, mirroring Joel's brutality when he was searching for Ellie in s1. Then it cuts away to Joel's reintroduction and he's the softest we see him. The contrast and mirroring in this show is just :chefs kiss:.

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New look at Joel and Ellie in episode 6

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This randomly pops into my head. It’s just so haunting!

i had the most MESSED UP idea last night where joel gets bit, but instead of attacking ellie he just gets like, ferally protective of her. (More than usual, i mean)

(Maybe this is because of her weird fungal variant, maybe because their love is ONE IN A MILLION or maybe some combination of the two idk)

Like ellie SOMEHOW got all his weapons from him before he could off himself, because she just couldnt watch him do that. Cordyceps!joel coming towards her, and she’s holding her knife up between them, sobbing because SHE CANT DO IT she cant hurt him, but he just pushes the knife aside and grabs her arm, inspecting her bite marks, sniffing her all the way up her arm to her neck to her head, then gathers her up in his arms under his chin. She can feel his lips on her hair, can hear him grunting in a strange rhythmic way, almost like he’s trying to hum. Eventually she feels something other than his lips on her head, realizes it’s the fungal tendrils coming from his mouth.

cordyceps!joel brings her dead deer and rabbits, destroys any infected who threaten her, cradles her like a baby when he can tell that she’s upset. When they come near humans, he heeds her when she makes him hide and not attack. (Except when the humans are raiders, she lets joel eat those.)

on the nights it’s so cold she needs a fire, cordyceps!joel sits 20 feet behind her, grumbling, until ellie yells at him to be quiet. (he is NOT a fan of the fire)

Joel eventually becoming a clicker. She leads him by the hand through the wilderness, learns to communicate with him by clicking just as much as talking. She finds herself in front of a mirror one day in an old cabin looking for supplies, and doesnt recognize herself. If anyone saw her they’d assume she was infected without a second thought.

Oh god HOW DOES IT END does he finally get taken down by a bullet, ellie holding him as he chokes on his own blood, soothing him with her voice because he doesnt even understand what’s happening??? Does she finally put him down, knowing joel is long gone and he wouldnt want to live like this?? do they continue on like that forever, until ellie’s forgotten how to speak? OH ITS TERRIBLE someone take it away from me

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Joel Miller in some of yall's fics

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Everything reminds me of him!!!

no, because he died last week

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DIABOLICAL

Exxxxxcuse me, SIR?!?!?! 👀

The screams were scrumted. 🤣

Apologies for the crude recording of my TV. I don’t know how to do the fancy schmancy tech thingies. 🫣

(not really a FT spoiler but marking just in cases)

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📸 Six pics from your camera roll 📸

Post six non-selfie photos from your camera roll without context.

Thanks for the tag: @half-moon16 @sunshinehaze1 @ak-vintage 🫶🏼

Npt: @peepawispunk @kedsandtubesocks @80ssong @shchristine @pedroswife69

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Wtf is wrong with people?? Hating on someone’s form of self expression. For what fucking purpose??

If it’s recognition these haters want, I can actually confirm flattery gets you there.

Oh his stylist sees when you tag her.

People should call her put more often. Cause not everything in fashion is good.

Throwback to his former stylist agreed on Julie's terrible styling choices

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What in the actual name of the lawd, Jesus Christ?!

Yeah, so this is NOT fucking ok y’all. WTAF?! Some folks in this fandom are fucking embarrassing.