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It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
and it's like the first(?) anniversary of me abandoning it too
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I'm not American I'm just dumb 😭
people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?
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man I miss this, I don't talk to them anymore and I don't think I ever can again, I'm gonna go cry over this now









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I have told my mum and she will come to your house at night, rip your throat out, make holes in it and use it as a flute
I am going to fucking put you all on unlife support
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Help me stay fed until I start my job, I haven't eaten in almost 4 days. Its difficult to stay fed please share this around.
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time for more threats, its been a while (feel free to add more)
I truly wish I could find this person and fill their anus with hornets
I am going to shave your knee caps with a cheese grater
do that again and I'll play the piano at the same tempo of your heart and melt it to spaghetti sauce and serve it to myself
I will force feed you 10 bowls of taco bell and then super glue your face on to your ass
I'll personally use your spine as a whip to beat some sense into you
im going to throw you into a woodchipper and blame George Washington
I swear to God I will strap you to a chair and force you to watch ecchi shit in 8k 3D audio on 90" tv
im gonna replace your snot with your tears
I'll find you and staple your eyes to a Christmas tree
I will change your skin irl
your toes are going to be gone in the morning, don't test me
im gonna put your liver in a display case
unthink that or so help me i will delete the entire nation of Swaziland
I will rip your tongue out and wipe your ass with it
im literally going to kill the both of you with a sharp hamburger
I will weave your nerves into a long rope and make you bungee jump with it
delete what you just sent before I delete your heart rate
I will murder you and turn your unborn children into biofuel
do it before I piss on both sides of your pillow so that it's warm and wet
I'll personally put bear turds in your bedsheets and your pillow on both sides
I would suck the tendon out of your arm like a ramen noodle
I will delete your pancreas
im gonna dip you in chocolate and call you spicy
I will hunt you down and carve your skull into a shoe that I will beat your mother to death with
I will turn your intestines into hotdogs
im going to kick someone so hard their offspring will lose the ability to reproduce
im going to fill your eyes with glass shards
I will rip out your spine and whip you with it while I force you to use your intestines as a jump rope
im going to shove a scalding teaspoon under your friends fungus pocket
im going to find your house, steal your penis and you won't have a kitchen anymore
I hope you get hit by a train and live
im gonna highlight your face in yellow with piss
u better be out here respecting trans people or your pronouns are gonna be was/were
like it or else your favourite milfs will no longer be milfs
I will install the surgery mod into real life and replace your heart with a sea pickle
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this shit just happened to me, he careful of this fucking creep









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