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watching Avenue 5 on repeat bc I think if I study Matt Spencer enough, i can become him

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

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Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

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idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this

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sorry I couldn't resist

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how long do you guys think mac and dennis have been doing their monthly dinners. when did that start. were season 1 mac and dennis doing monthly dinners. do they still do their monthly dinners in their old age. or did dennis take away monthly dinner privilege after season 13 when he had one sided beef with mac. do u think dennis after a while got embarrassed about being seen essentially going on date nights with mac. do you think dennis pretending to be johnny asked mac out for an irl date on the same night as their monthly dinner to make him choose between dennis and johnny and mac still chose dennis over meeting his actual online boyfriend

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When i refer to my autistic swag, i mean when i was like 5 and a girl said “butterfinger” and i thought she meant the candy and she said “no its when you raise your middle finger. I cant do it” and i went “oh i can” and flipped her off and she cried

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sunny is my favourite show ever. it’s the worst thing i’ve ever watched. it’s woke. it’s problematic. the characters are completely irredeemable horrible people. the characters are multilayered and complex and misunderstood and even though they’re bad people they can still have good qualities and intentions. they’re evil and you shouldn’t ever relate to them otherwise there’s something wrong with you. every human has bad qualities and something wrong with them and its natural to see any part of yourself reflected in fictional characters. you shouldn’t sympathise with them. the characters have deliberately emotional moments in the show and trauma that deeply affected who they are which should make you feel sorry for them. macdennis is canon. macdennis isn’t canon. my interpretations of the show are delusional and completely off the mark of what the show actually is. i literally understand the show on such a deep level. its hilarious. its tragic. you’re crazy if you try to analyse the peepee poopoo show beyond surface level jokes. the show has a lot of details intended to be critically analysed. sunny is my entire personality. being into sunny goes against everything else about me as a person. i love rcg. i hate rcg. sunny ruined my life. sunny was once the only thing keeping me going. i hate sunny. i love sunny. etc etc etc

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learning a new meduim? Try fishies…

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Here's a big project I've been working on for a few weeks: a phylogenetic tree of everything in Minecraft! It would take ages to explain everything here, so if you want an explaination of any inclusions, exclusions, categorisations or Latin names PLEASE PLEASE PUHLEASE ask me I would love to answer any questions :3

Here's the slides I used to make it since i'm aware the text on the image there is pretty much unreadable.

Reblogs appreciated!

Edit: there are some problems with the image on here aside from the quality, so please check the slides for a slightly more accurate version! Also, if you have a question check the notes first! Odds are someone else has asked already.

Edit 2: PLEASE check the reblogs before you ask a question, most of the questions I'm getting now are ones that have already been answered. But I of course really appreciate how much people care :3

Full image description:

At the bottom is the Origin of Life, which branches out into five kingdoms - amoebozoa, animalia, fungi, algae and plantae.

Amoebozoa is in pink. It branches into Sculk (latin name sculk sculk) and then into slimes (scindo uliginosus) and magma cubes (scindo igneum)

Animalia starts off in orange. It branches off into the five types of coral (Fire - millepora, horn - rugosa, tube - tubipora musica, bubble - Plerogyra sinuosa, brain - diploria). The second branch of animalia branches off to the sponge (in the phylum demospongiae) and then to molluscs and arthropods.

Moluscs first branches off to the shulker (duopartes purpur) then to the nautilus (latin name nautilus), the ghast (Exspiravita inferno) the heart of the sea (unknown latin name), the squid (Immiforma caeruleum) and the glow squid (Immiforma crepuscula). The heart of the sea and nautilus are both marked with a dagger symbol, indicating they are extinct.

Arthropods branches off to the enderman (gracillis sapiens) and the ender dragon (draconiforma finis). It also branches off into insects, featuring bees (bombus enormus) and silverfish (Lepisma saccharinum), as well as to arachnids, featuring the endermite (terminus limina), the spider (rufoculos nocturnis) and the cave spider (rufoculos caverna).

Carrying on from the branch of animalia is the sea pickle (Pyrosoma) and then the vertebrates, which are coloured in reddish orange. The first branch contains the Queen angelfish (Holacanthus ciliaris), the emperor red snapper (Lutjanus sebae) and the moorish idol (Zanclus cornutus). the second branch contains salmon (Oncorhynchus nerka). The third branch contains the yellowtail parrotfish (Sparisoma rubripinne), the clownfish (Amphiprion percula) and the dottyback (Diadem pseudochromis). The next branch contains cod (Gadus). the final fish branch contains the triggerfish (Abalistes stellatus), the pufferfish (Arothron meleagris) and the yellow tang (Zebrasoma flavescens).

Next the branch transitions into tetrapods. coming off this are amphibians, which includes the frog (Lithobates thermochroma) and the axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum)

image desc currently unfinished, would appreciate help

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where my “BOY! DO YOUR THING!” to my “hey siri, search polish bowlers top cash prize earners”?

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average friend gathering experience