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“He had his grandfather’s halfling Elven features – the slim nose and jaw, the slightly pointed ears hidden beneath locks of blondish hair, the narrow eyebrows that angled up sharply from the bridge of his nose.”

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are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

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"Disney Villains Perfume" by japanese artist Ruby Spark.

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The Durins’ signature hair flip.

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I’ve officially run out of excuses:

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i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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Learning that this:

is like a serious hug to elves

just made this:

a whole lot funnier

cause Aragorn, raised by elves, knows how to elf hug, and he’s just like, “nope, doesn’t convey my gratitude enough, human hug time, must touch.” 

And Haldir is just *shock* “uh, o…okay then, yeah, I guess this is okay, silly human *pat pat*”

(gifs not mine)

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what do you call a sunburnt penis

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i have never watched toy story

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everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

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when you remember the correct answer to an exam problem the moment you hand it in

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“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

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Which if you ask me is a great place to spend time.

Light Shirt  |  Long Sleeve Grey Shirt

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Similar to the idea of Where's Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

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