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fatal vore but you don’t even make it to the digestion stage because her crop crushes you into the approximate texture of mashed potatoes first
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Meh
I don’t even know if this is a kink
Knifeplay?
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drools
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kink rating: snares and net traps etc., bolas, things designed to grapple a beastie
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OHHHH YEAH BABEY the more painful and unethical the better
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I ain’t even anonymous for this one.
Femdom?
LOL HEY MAN
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Situationally? Its not like my Main Thing but I can appreciate it. I have nothing against it
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KINK RATING TIME!!
Send me a kink and I’ll rate it!
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
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communication is objectively the hottest harkness test parameter for a creature to fail
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v1 is a really fuckable robot. im not a robotfucker but something about that thang makes me want to chew on it violently (horny)
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you should be hitting it hard enough to fuck up those dumb dorky little glasses it's wearing just fyi
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put me on a leash take me for a walk (NONSEXUAL, I'M A LITTLE ANIMAL)
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how it feels whenever somebody says "ummm don't look THAT up on deviantart unless you want to get nightmares!"
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if pokemon were real fucking your pokemon would not only happen frequently but it would be something that they'd have to covertly market hygiene products for
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“its too big it won’t fit” lets hope thats not true! or else this is really gonna hurt you
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PSA
WHAT IS HAPPENING: Ice War WHERE IS IT HAPPENING: On Europa, a Gallilean moon of Jupiter WHO ARE THE COMBATANTS: Unclear WHY ARE THE FIGHTING: Also unclear
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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that
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