killuwaluacey
killuwaluacey
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killuwaluacey · 2 days ago
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Strega by Pia Valentinis
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killuwaluacey · 2 days ago
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killuwaluacey · 14 days ago
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“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.
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killuwaluacey · 15 days ago
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Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.
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killuwaluacey · 15 days ago
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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killuwaluacey · 16 days ago
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killuwaluacey · 21 days ago
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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killuwaluacey · 23 days ago
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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet
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killuwaluacey · 23 days ago
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HOW TO UNREGISTER FROM NBA DRAFT
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killuwaluacey · 26 days ago
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i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans
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killuwaluacey · 26 days ago
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killuwaluacey · 26 days ago
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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon
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killuwaluacey · 27 days ago
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killuwaluacey · 27 days ago
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killuwaluacey · 1 month ago
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killuwaluacey · 1 month ago
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killuwaluacey · 1 month ago
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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