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some palo santo cleansing for your blog… ♡

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I know I just called you dude but I’m trying to flirt with you

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“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

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“there’s a lot to unpack here” is the academic equivalent of “yikes”

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i’m a simple man

i see my dog

i kiss him

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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

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people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

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Actually you know what. Just don’t mow. Get rid of your lawnmower. Turn your whole yard into a wildflower field or an edible garden. Lawns are the invention of the upper class to show wealth through wasted plots of grass that is meticulously tended for no reason other than to be grass. It’s literally an empty plot of land they kept because they had so much money they didn’t need it to grow food. Not using a yard as just a yard is an act of rebellion.

One of the main industries still supporting lawns is chemical pest control companies, and they’re also responsible for the insecticides that crashed the bird populations in the 40s and 50s as well as a lot of what’s killing bees and butterflies now. The herbicides they produce specifically targets “bad” plants like dandelions, buttercups, and clovers, which are plants bees rely on for early spring feeding. Grass is just grass; it would be great for feeding small mammals if people would let it grow more than three inches, but they won’t.

So, yeah. Kill lawnmower culture. Plant some native flowers. Grow some vegetables and fruit trees. Put out bird feeders and bee sugar spots and homes for both. Be kind to bugs and birds and rabbits and opossums and whoever else might wander by. Make your neighborhood a lot more beautiful.

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this bread tiny

yeast

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what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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Cuttlefish can change color to fade into the background. It can do it amazingly fast.

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If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up!  :D

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y’all ever just say fuck it and eat the water bottle too

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omfg

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Whenever I get upset, I try to organize my thoughts on why I'm angry. It's calming, until someone interrupts the process before I've cooled down and they get hit with a 3.5 essay on why I'm pissed at them.