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“God works in mysterious ways” is basically religion’s “Shit happens”.

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It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.

Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)

Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: 

This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 

Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 

As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 

Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 

Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

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Supernatural

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Remember that.

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Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

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“Debby you outdid yourself this year”

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Omfg thank you lol

HAPPY BDAY

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Reblog if you want your followers to talk to you.

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Everyone wants equality and still feminazis still think men have everythine when we dont

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Um ya he is in a bit more then "likes" you

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Let me tell you a thing or two about hurricane Patricia

Okay you guys must not even heard about this hurricane about to hit Mexico but if you have you might be thinking “oh well it’s not that bad”

Let me start with this: 

you see the one on the left? that’s Katrina. I’m also pretty sure we all know how that turned out.

see the one on the right? Well that’s Patricia. And I have front seat tickets to live that shit.

you see that white/gray thing? well my city is under that. My whole state disspaeared under that big ass cloud.

This is the biggest storm ever on the history of earth. 

We are under lockdown. They are sending us to shelters. The rain is getting harder and not even the government wants to tell us how bad it is. 

I have family living right by the shore and they still think that it’s not that bad but now I know that I might not see them ever again.

I’m not asking you to pray or to send help but I just wanted everyone to know how bad things are. And I don’t care if this is just a shout into the void I just felt like this needed to be said because I see that no one cares. You might think that it’s not your country so it’s not your problem but oh man how wrong can someone be. A lot of people are going to die today. Maybe my family or even me but I just need people to care. This is not about fandoms but it’s about people, and I think that’s even more important than which ship is the best.

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