before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
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i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL
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i love listening to a song repeatedly until i hate it
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so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself
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i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
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Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Lets get drunk and fuck for an hour or two
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Koi por Jennifer Kraska en Behance
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pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole
he knew six
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