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[kimikomasuda]

DISCO ELYSIUM SENTENCE STARTERS.

various starters taken from day one of disco elysium. trigger warnings for cursing and sexual content. feel free to change things as needed.

never ever ever ever, baby !

no ex-wives are contained within it.

all right! nothingtown to fuck all borough

its basically all just evil apes duking it out on a giant ball.

i want to have fuck with you.

it looks like we had a little scheduling error on Sunday. Saturday too, actually..

____, of course! i forgot i had you!

he has the look of someone you can lean on -- and sweetie, you are looking unsteady.

i'm not an encyclopedia - i won't be a guide either.

but, you see, he didn’t.

i sure as hell haven't felt no love!

mail collection box, you should man the fuck up.

I imagine life is great when you're famous.

Time to receed into a ludicrious fantasy world, HERE WE GO! CAMERA! LIGHTS!

it's the eels hips, baby.

I imagine he has thick, viscious goo where you and I have blood.

i was expecting you to keep her off balance, not volunteer us to be her henchmen.

toot, toot! train to moneytown!

wheres your homo, homey? check your pockets!

check your - holy fuck, you don't know where it is, do you!?

______ , what are you packing ?

i left it at his mommas after i fucked her ass all night.

none of this is funny! it's fucking sad, is what it is.

ow, somebody call an ambulance, I think I actually hurt myself!

please proceed with the carefree lollygagging.

i dont want to get better - i want to get worse.

love did me in, __ . it was love all along.

first we find a sad banger, then we sing this place to shit!

love has worked out really well for me. i'm a love winner.

it's impressive, for someone of your age - and in those heels. i

was born in a hospital where people usually go to die.

time to go to work in the shit factory!

[kimikomasuda]

My Little Pony: The Movie (1986) sentence starters (part one)

Feel free to change pronouns and wording as needed!

Where’d you learn that?

Well, you better unmake it, quick!

If you do that during the show you’ll mess up everyone else! 

You're not the star, you know.

I love it when the wolf tries to eat Little Red.

You turn it, I turned the last one!

Oh, you're always eating!

Look at all those little people playing games and having fun, it makes me sick!

Ew, that pie looks awful.

What did you just call me?

It’s time you do-nothings did something.

I pulled the wings off a fly last week.

It's a pity your grandmother isn't around; she'd show you.

Those were the good old days; when everything around here was dark, dank and dreary.

Time for you to start living up to the family tradition.

Why can't you be evil like I taught you?

You never use the guillotine I bought you.

You're just not bad enough for your own good.

She fed her victims 'till they almost burst, then cooked them with a smidgen of paprika!

We're the reason honest people purchase door locks.

We've never been accused of being angels... but as for being devils, we're divine!

Bring down the curtain!

Look what you’ve done, Look what you’re wearing! You spoiled the whole number!

I didn't mean to spoil everything.

How could you be so selfish?

How come the word I hear most often is "No"?

With how I'm treated, I feel lower than low.

It's very clear that I'm not wanted here.

 What if you should end up lost? Or stranded?

Better that then being reprimanded.

My days of taking all their insults are through.

Ha! I'll brave the unknown.

Dark and dreary sounds pretty hard.

What's dank?

That's it, we'll make everything wet.

But I've never cast a spell before... wait, here's one!

Ohhh, my feet are killing me.

You're just an earthling, you can't fly!

Huh, guess I can't fly.

Just give me a chance! My luck's bound to change... I think.

It's time to show them we mean business!

I can do it myself!

If we don't get the stuff, ___ will be mad at us! And you know what that means.

You get it; the thought of all of those things makes me sick.

Why, ___ darling, what are sisters for?

I'll be doing everything else; you're not THAT sick!

Doing dirty work together gets us done in half the time.

Maybe it’s going to rain! Maybe we’ll get all wet and catch pneumonia.

There's more coming; enough to bury us all!

If those guys want a fight, we'll give 'em one!

[kimikomasuda]

raw lines from a variety of sources ... sentence starters

"Then perish."

"Pick a god and pray."

"Even fate picks its favorites."

"Everything happens so much."

"I pity the fool that lives like you."

"Then become the dirt I walk on."

“Confidence is quiet. You’re not.”

"I am a monument to all your sins."

“You said I killed you. Haunt me, then!”

“Do I look like the kind of man who dies?“

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters."

"If you want me to die you can just say so."

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts."

"Your secrets are safe with my indifference."

"Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?"

"We might be in the history God abandoned."

"I will face God and walk backwards into hell."

"I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days."

"The light inside me is broken, but I still work."

"Don't leave me, dear. Haunt me like a memory."

"I commend my soul to any god that can find it."

“I have been through hell and come out singing.”

"I will die on this hill before I bend on this matter."

"You are strong, child. But I am beyond strength."

"If there can be no victory, then I will fight forever."

"I cannot hold back the tide of your bad decisions."

“What an exhausting thing it is to be called a hero.“

"To become God is the loneliest achievement of all."

"You cannot condemn those who build your throne."

"No cause is lost as long as one fool is left to fight for it."

"You kneel before my throne unaware it was built on lies."

"My ancestors are smiling on me. Can you say the same?"

"If God wanted you to live, he would not have created me."

“Love is like ghosts; Few have seen it, but everybody talks.”

“I had all and then most of you, some and now none of you.”

“I hope you heal from the things no one ever apologized for.“

"If you should ever get to heaven, I’ll be there to make it hell."

"No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle."

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain."

"God has cursed me for my hubris and my work is never finished."

"Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you’ve won."

"There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t act childish at times."

"You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature."

"We both stared into the abyss, but when it looked back… you blinked."

"I will seize destiny by the throat and force it into the shape of my choosing."

"The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave."

"I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me."

"If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight just like I always have."

"Do you think God lives in heaven because he, too, fears what he has created?"

"I forgive but I will never, ever forget. Don’t mistake my kindness for gullibility."

“Someday you will have to answer for your actions, and god may not be so merciful.”

"What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?"

“You are alone, child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people.”

"You took a pure and beautiful thing, and you beat out everything good, to suit your ends."

"We all make mistakes. That’s what happens when you’re brave enough to make decisions."

“I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.“

"I think we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. We are good people and we’ve suffered enough."

“They dropped the world on your shoulders and called you Atlas. How long can you hold the weight?”

"I’ve heard it said that we only gain wisdom through suffering. And tonight I intend to make you very wise."

"Stand in the ashes of a thousand dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer."

"The world should have protected you, but you have been asked to protect it. What an honor. What an injustice."

"Across all worlds, all times, no matter what you do or what you become: You are nothing less than beautiful."

"The bar was so low it was practically an tripping hazard in hell… yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil."

"What can one do in the face of such monumental loss but breathe a weary sigh, for the world is a little quieter now."

"I hear your questions constantly. They come to me in my dreams like a prophet receiving visions from an angry god."

"I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

"Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have."

"Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show."

"One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled."

[kimikomasuda]

Fear & Hunger Sentence Starters based on character's dialogues

40 starters | TW: violence, death

« There's no avoiding it I guess. »

« I guess I'll manage on my own then. »

« I’m tired of all this doom and gloom! »

« But frankly, I just want to survive, okay? »

« I didn’t realize you were such an asshole. »

« Talk about traumatizing events… Sheesh… »

« Listen… I… I can’t go on anymore. I need a break from all this… »

« I do have a mission here, but let's save that story for another day, yeah? »

« I really need to sit down for a while… What I don’t need is someone bossing me around. »

« Maybe it’s better that you just do you and I do what I see best. It’s what’s kept me alive this long. »

« I’ll play the game with its rules. »

« Give me a reason to forgive you. »

« What-- Where is this coming from!? »

« I’m once again the damsel in distress… »

« This is the second time of you saving me already! »

« I’m sorry for such weakness. I’ve been trained better. »

« No way. NO WAY! What are you thinking!? That’s disgusting! »

« We’ve been through so many failures and triumphs together! »

« I'm here to protect a special someone. I won't let anyone stand in my way! »

« Thank you for your help for a thousand times! Without you I'd be dead by now! »

« I've been alone all my life. »

« That's it. I'll deal with you here and now. »

« Listen I am through with this conversation. »

« This is not a place for pesky little worms like you. »

« Are we really having this conversation? No we are not. »

« I can't even remember the last time I actually felt something. »

« If anything, it's you who needs my assistance in this bottomless hellhole »

« I can't believe I followed you down here! How miserable of a way is this to die?! »

« I can see how a brute like yourself wouldn't understand the meaning of libraries »

« I'm not here to make acquaintances and I fail to see what worth chatting with you would bring. »

« Tell me - are you evil? »

« So you got a dead wish after all. »

« Your pleads are for the deaf ears. »

« Run or die. I will give you a tiny headstart. »

« I won't let anyone stand in my way of revenge. »

« Maybe we were never meant to survive this darkness. »

« I’m sorry for doubting myself. I believe I can trust in you. »

« You got a tongue of a serpent, has anyone ever told you that? »

« In a way it's reassuring to see that I'm not completely alone here. »

[kimikomasuda]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994) SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ So you want me to tell you the story of my life. ❜

❛ What were you going to do? Kill me, drink my blood? ❜

❛ I'm flesh and blood, but not human. I haven't been human for 200 years. ❜

❛ I couldn't bear the pain of their loss. I longed to be released from it. ❜

❛ You lack the courage of your convictions. Do it! ❜

❛ Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice l never had. ❜

❛ Your body's dying. Pay no attention. It happens to us all. ❜

❛ No words can describe it. Might as well ask Heaven what it sees. No human can know. ❜

❛ You'll get used to killing. Just forget about that mortal coil. You'll become accustomed to it, all too quickly. ❜

❛ There's nothing in the world now that doesn't hold some...Fascination. ❜

❛ The dark gift is different for each of us. But one thing is true of everyone. We grow stronger as we go along. ❜

❛ That's more like it! Anger! Fury! ❜

❛ Remember: Life without me would be even more unbearable. ❜

❛ You must know something about the meaning of it all. ❜

❛ They know about us. They watch us dine on empty plates and drink from empty glasses. ❜

❛ Forgive me if I have a lingering respect for life. ❜

❛ Perfect! Just burn the place! Burn everything we own! Have us living in a field, like cattle! ❜

❛ What if there is no Hell? Or they don't want us there? Ever think of that? ❜

❛ You're in love with your mortal nature. You resist what can bring you peace. ❜

❛ We're predators, whose all-seeing eyes give them detachment! ❜

❛ It's your coffin, enjoy it. Most of us never get to know what it feels like. ❜

❛ Kill them swiftly if you will, but do it! For do not doubt you are a killer! ❜

❛ My philosopher. My martyr. "Never take a human life.” ❜

❛ Pain is terrible for you. You feel it like no other creature, because you're a vampire. ❜

❛ Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately, and so shall we. ❜

❛ A little child, she was. But also a fierce killer, now capable of the ruthless pursuit of blood with all a child's demanding. ❜

❛ Remember, never in our home! ❜

❛ Time can pass quickly for mortals when they're happy. With us, it was the same. The years flew by like minutes. ❜

❛ More melancholy nonsense. You grow more like [name] daily! ❜

❛ Do you want me to be a doll forever? ��

❛ Can't I change like everyone else? ❜

❛ Be glad I made you what you are. You'd be dead now if I hadn't. ❜

❛ You will never grow old. And you will never die. ❜

❛ I thought of all the things I'd done and couldn't undo. And I longed for one second's peace. ❜

❛ He will never let us go. ❜

❛ What is it now? You irritate me. Your very presence irritates me! ❜

❛ Is that supposed to frighten me? ❜

❛ I came to make peace with you. Even though you're the father of lies. I want things to be as they were. ❜

❛ Why do you say such things? ❜

❛ I promise I'll get rid of the bodies. ❜

❛ We forgive each other then? ❜

❛ Good night, sweet prince. May flights of devils wing you to your rest. ❜

❛ Should we burn him? Bury him? What would he have liked? ❜

❛ You've been a very, very naughty little girl. ❜

❛ We deserve your vengeance. ❜

❛ For what could the damned really have to say to the damned? ❜

❛ There are no vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula? ❜

❛ I've searched the world for an immortal and this is what I find! ❜

❛ No one will harm you. I won't allow it. ❜

❛ Vampires who pretend to be humans pretending to be vampires. How avant-garde. ❜

❛ Do you know what it means to be loved by Death? ❜

❛ You die when you kill. You feel you deserve to die and you stint on nothing. ❜

❛ But perhaps...this is the only real evil left. ❜

❛ I know nothing of God. Or the Devil. I have never seen a vision, nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul. ❜

❛ You fear too much. So much you make me fear. ❜

❛ There is but one crime among us vampires here. It is the crime that means death to any vampire: To kill your own kind. ❜

❛ Danger holds you to me. ❜

❛ Love holds you to me. ❜

❛ You would leave me for [name] if he beckoned you. ❜

❛ Is that what I should do? Let you go? ❜

❛ If you want to save her, send her away! ❜

❛ The world changes. We do not. Therein lies the irony that finally kills us. ❜

❛ I need you to make contact with this age. ❜

❛ A vampire with a human soul. An immortal with a mortal's passion. ❜

❛ You are beautiful, my friend. [name] must have wept when he made you. ❜

❛ I knew him. Knew him well enough not to mourn his passing. ❜

❛ Your evil is that you cannot be evil! And I shall suffer for it no longer! ❜

❛ I haven't tears enough for what you've done to me! ❜

❛ Oh, God! I love you still! That's the torment of it! ❜

❛ Who'll care for me, my love, my dark angel, when you are gone? ❜

❛ Bear me no ill will, my love. We are now even. ❜

❛ What has died is the last breath in me that was human. ❜

❛ Your only company will be your screams. ❜

❛ Maybe it was to quench those tears forever that I took such revenge. ❜

❛ You can teach me this? To be without regret? ❜

❛ What if all I have is my suffering? My regret? ❜

❛ I know you regret nothing. You feel nothing. If that's all I have left to learn, I can do that on my own. ❜

❛ You've come home to me then? ❜

❛ I'm a spirit of preternatural flesh. Detached. Unchangeable. Empty. ❜

❛ That's it? No, it can't end like that. ❜

❛ What I wouldn't give to be like you, to have your power, to have seen the things you have seen. ❜

❛ You want a companion. You want a link to the outside world. That's me. Take me.❜

❛ Do you like this? Do you like being food for the immortals? Do you like dying? ❜

❛ I assume I need no introduction. ❜

❛ Still whining. Heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries. ❜

[kimikomasuda]

a house with good bones by t. kingfisher sentence starters

as omens go, it doesn't get much more obvious than that.

don't worry, they're harmless.

it's like we're related or something.

and it's so hard to throw out something handmade.

if i'm going to be miserable, at least i'll be productively miserable.

isn't this all on the internet now?

yes, it's impossible. i know it's impossible.

people from that generation have all kinds of weird stories, don't they?

that's a lot more logical.

i used to have nightmares about them.

it was just a dream.

that's what i'm afraid of.

if you need money, tell me.

i didn't like the thought of you having to be here all by yourself.

don't shoot! it's just me!

i thought you were a burglar.

you know i never turn down free food.

but if it ever gets too bad, you can come stay with me.

look, i didn't mean to ruin your evening.

what, that means you can't have a fling?

does everyone know about this but me?

are you a mind reader?

anywhere there's people, there's a possibility of evil.

it didn't feel like love.

are you messing with me?

don't judge me. this is perfectly normal.

i know, i should have seen it coming.

i don't believe in god, but i do believe in ritual.

is that from a snapple bottle?

don't you think i would if i could?

what, is the house haunted?

i'm hoping it'll go away on its own.

i'm starting to think i don't know anything.

i don't believe in ghosts.

and i know you think i'm crazy.

it could just be... i dunno, some random ghostly presence.

have you tried talking to a therapist about this?

you're kinda ripped.

not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?

i don't believe in any of that stuff.

we were never friends, and that's putting it mildly.

it doesn't matter what's possible. it's happening.

you are being unreasonable, and you know it, but you can't admit that you're wrong.

not even sure i want a husband, for that matter.

i'll use any fucking language i please.

excuse me, but can someone tell me what the fuck is going on?

hopefully that'll keep them out for a little bit.

i'm sorry i couldn't fix this.

we're still here. wherever here is.

[kimikomasuda]

RESIDENT EVIL 6 SENTENCE STARTERS — IT'S LIKE A RACCOON CITY REUNION a collection of quotes from the game resident evil 6 (2012) as sentence starters!

i can't believe this is happening again.

you wanna tell me what's in there?

we'll get used to it. it's either them or us... and they don't hesitate.

that's our cue to get the hell out of here.

looks like things just went from bad to worse.

we both want the same thing here.

i know you'll do the right thing.

hope you got friends on the other side, 'cause no one's gonna miss you here.

it's all my fault. i... i did this.

so to avoid one possible disaster, you create another? no matter how many people die?

i'd offer a hand if i could spare one.

i'm sure they saved room for you in hell.

i can't keep running away, i have to face the truth — accept responsibility.

you wanna follow me around? fine. just make sure you stay out of my way.

i'm not stupid enough to fall for her bullshit!

i don't know, maybe it's fate.

sorry, i know it's never been easy being my partner. once we get outta here... all that's gonna change.

i'm gonna get you two out of here. count on it. even if it's the last thing i do.

i don't wanna hear it! we're both getting outta here, alright? let's go!

hard to find a good steak around here. not like back home.

never thought i'd find you wasting away in a shithole like this.

you really don't remember anything, do you?

you can't hide from your past. no matter where you go or what you do.

we're taking you back. one way or another.

nobody's expendable.

you know, i figured you'd be a little rusty, but it looks like all that training's kicking right in.

i'm right here with you, but your personal vendetta isn't going to get us anywhere.

if you hadn't been blinded by vengeance, we could have prevented some of those deaths.

there's irony for you; a man who spent his entire life trying to destroy the world, and now... his son is the only one who can save it.

dying for money's one thing — that's my choice. but dying for no good reason? doesn't sit right with me.

i thought your orders were to avoid contact. with anyone.

spare me the lecture, alright? we need to find a way out of here.

there's more important things at stake than you and me.

man, look at this circus... anyone got any popcorn?

yeah, yeah, yeah, good for you, but... now's not really the time. you comin'?

so... you always been like that?

i hope you haven't forgotten about my fifty million dollars.

you know, between me and you, i think we should've asked for more money. a lot more.

thanks for volunteering me for the job, babe.

you could be the key to saving this world, [muse name].

i'm not going to let anything happen to you, the world needs you!

stop gawking, we don't have time!

don't worry about me, i can handle myself! you need the help!

i'm sorry. i didn't mean to put you in danger!

i'll go get help. it can't be much further to the rendezvous.

we'll make it, just keep going! anyway... i don't hate you!

too bad the fall didn't knock the wise-ass out of you.

you can blame your father all you want. but at some point, you need to take responsibility for your own actions.

i'm just here to find out what you're up to.

it's locked. this is going to require a little effort, i assume.

i'm guessing teamwork isn't a strong point around here.

wonder what else he has on file besides my prints.

think about where you are before you shoot. i mean, really.

here's a thought: how about you show yourself and ask me to my face?

if you think i'm going to sit back and be your scapegoat, you've got another thing coming.

[kimikomasuda]

Evil Sentences, Condensed

(Sentences from Evil (2019-2024). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Do you think that science can answer every question?"

"There's an explanation for everything, but people would rather believe in ghosts and demons."

"Do you think what happened to you is a miracle?"

"All I know is that I was dead and now I'm not, and that everything has changed for me."

"Do you think I have a demon in me?"

"I know you don't feel the way that other people want you to feel. I understand, but that's why you've got to pretend, at least sometimes."

"Once an exorcism has begun, it must be finished!"

"He's a psychopath. You can't date him."

"Try not to get into any trouble, and don't kill any demons without me!"

"Half of the things you talk about sound made up!"

"The forbidden is always desirable."

"Not everything real is true, and not every dream is false."

"Have you ever conducted an exorcism of a child?"

"Once you take a life, there's nothing else like it."

"Can I call my own children annoying?"

"Evil only attacks where there's a soul that's vulnerable."

"I'm not very nice. You haven't noticed that by now?"

"I think that's why you're sad. You can't figure it out anymore. Things have gotten weird, and you don't like it."

"Let me be blunt: I can see something you cannot."

"As scientists, we have to acknowledge when something is beyond our knowledge."

"No! That's literally the start of a hundred horror movies!"

"I followed these visions for the last five years because I thought they were real. Now, I'm not sure."

"You are stronger than the world. You are stronger than anything that can threaten you."

"Am I having some kind of psychotic breakdown?"

"I don't need an exorcism!"

"Do you think we're reunited with loved ones when we die?"

"I'm not as comfortable with this stuff as you are."

"Have you been reading the conspiracy theories?"

"You know conversations are supposed to make things clearer?"

"You're not going to survive coming after me."

"You know, before I started working with you, I was a normal person. I never questioned my sanity."

"Are you questioning your sanity?"

"I pray and I pray, but I don't feel anything."

"Do you really believe you see demons and devils?"

"Is there a chance that there's only evil? That there is no good?"

[kimikomasuda]

🎔 — ​​ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ɴᴏɴꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ​ sentence starters ʜᴇʏ ʙᴀʙᴇ?!

Prompts pulled from Haley Whipjack's Tier List of Every Experiment in Lilo and Stitch. Feel free to changes words, pronouns, etc. as needed!

❝ You can call me, quite frankly, whatever you'd like as long as you're cool and maybe a little bit of an evil genius about it. ❞

❝ They call each other cousins, but I will stand by him being their dad, so. ❞

❝ [Name] isn't there, so it's not real to me. I'm sorry, that is my firm stance. ❞

❝ We are gonna be lightly and politely and friendly-ly judging [Name] for their choices. ❞

❝ And with that out of the way, let us go to the evil laboratory. ❞

❝ Does my evil laboratory not look just like a big whiteboard? ❞

❝ We all remember the Lilo and Stitch lore. ❞

❝ These guys aren't dangerous, I would invite them into my home. I love these guys. ❞

❝ That'll get interesting later. ❞

❝ This is a dog ... this is just a dog. ❞

❝ I don't even necessarily like dogs, I'm a cat guy myself. ❞

❝ This one of my favourite guys. This is one of my favourite guys in the whole thing. ❞

❝ And also look at him. Look at him! ❞

❝ That is called echolalia, and that is half of my friends anyway. ❞

❝ I just think it'd be cool to hang out with them. I think it'd be fun. ❞

❝ Do not fret! This is my best friend. ❞

❝ Is that entertaining for you? Is that fulfilling, creatively? ❞

❝ Sometimes he lures you in with how cute he is, and then ... smells bad. ❞

❝ I work with small children. I can handle a smell. ❞

❝ This is a guy who sucks, but you sorta just walk away from him and then the problem's over. ❞

❝ I don't know what he does with them but ... they're gone. ❞

❝ Are stoplights a universal concept? ❞

❝ Don't make me talk about this bat. ❞

❝ Sometimes he gets distracted and pounds guys – nope. ❞

❝ Swirly makes you microdose being Ella Enchanted. ❞

❝ I just don't wanna be duplicated. That's sort of where I'm at with that. I kinda don't want there to be another one of me. ❞

❝ You will get wet, some way some how. I know you will. ❞

❝ I have never in my life met a practical joke that I liked, or found amusing, or good to be around, and in fact I think every time I've even come close to interacting with one it has ruined my day and possibly my week. ❞

❝ I don't really find that emotionally fulfilling to think about. ❞

❝ I will throw up on him, do not make me talk about him next. ❞

❝ They use it for evil – not for evil, they use it for childish schemes. ❞

❝ I need to discuss something a little vulnerable with you ... and that is the fact that I did a goof-em-up. ❞

❝ Maybe I'm doing this on purpose, as a lesson, that we aaaall make mistakes, all right! ❞

❝ You'll have to ask [Name] but they're out right now. You've just got me. ❞

❝ I don't really have the time or space to get into what that says about morality here. ❞

❝ A win for evil scientists everywhere, and a lose for everything else. ❞

❝ Checkers is meant to be worn as a hat – follow me here. ❞

❝ Do your guys' cats also make you play fetch? Or is that just this weird orange thing? ❞

❝ I'm not your real dad. ❞

❝ Hey babe, that's an apocalypse. ❞

❝ You sat down in your laboratory – your evil genius laboratory – you mixed together your little chemicals, and you invented the end of the world. ❞

❝ You created an apocalypse, and then dehydrated it into a little orb, and kept it with all your other orbs. ❞

❝ Imagine what that does, ecologically, when Hawaii becomes the Arctic. ❞

❝ That might be an apocalypse, babe! ❞

❝ Hope you agreed with my entirely correct opinions. ❞

❝ This is just a dumb choice. ❞

[kimikomasuda]

A Very out-of-context set of Sentence Starters from my Discord server.

Add names to blanks Change pronouns as necessary!

"Murder in marriage is normal and healthy."

"Oh haha, yeah lobotomize them."

"Metaphorically speaking, I cannot tell you if you serve cunt or not."

"The sins better be crawling up my back because if they do at the front they're going to have two massive obstacles"

"You're a really predictable person_ _ _ and it's really funny to me, I want to crush you under my arm <3"

"Clearly you've never had a premium rock roast and I'm so sorry for you."

"I dont know I haven't sniffed you."

"Cock and ball torture for anxiety and ocd hell yeah!"

"Bimbos are the larval form of milfs."

"I will slow down im just carbonated to meet you."

"They are homoerotic and homoirritating."

"The uggs do make my soul frown, I'll give credit to that."

"I dont have good or bad habits I just enter a state somewhere between a robot and a bad stand-up comedian and that's how the stuff happens."

"She went to evil hell college where you summon devils."

"I do nothing but put beasts in a situation that's why they call me the border collie."

"The lore exists. If I'm feeling particularly zesty and tased I'll drop two sentences."

"Hi _ _ _, I'm the devil on your shoulder and even I agree that you probably shouldn't pull up hot ass in a nice restaurant."

"Vagina so powerful it does what walruses do to clams."

"Yes, we established _ _ _ has the walrus mouth vagina."

"Never assume I can't be hornier."

"That is a man held together by crust and spite."

"I can't, I was assassinated so I wouldn't snitch about the squeaky toy noises."

"I WAS AGREEING THAT THEY LOOK LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS YOU SOGGY SALAMI."

"_ _ _ is more likely to take you on a date killing homeless people."

"I won but it was embarrassing."

"He's just hanging loose like a tit that's escaped its harness."

"_ _ _ trying very hard not to bring up his girlfriend (the Cambrian period.)"

"Lick my boots but we stay silly."

"I keep thinking he's a weird god ascended form of Jerry Seinfeld."

"I dont think that's a good idea _ _ _ would become a stick of incense in 5 seconds flat for sneezing microaggressively."

"She has disabled the flap in my esophagus i choke on a gulp of tea instantly."

"We have from the left: Thembo, Himbo, tiny himbo, bimbo, And bitch."

"Keep your mouth open so I can shove my fist inside."

"I wanna enjoy dinner, not watch someone get snapped in half like a KitKat bar."

"My standards for a good partner are non-existent, if I raised the bar remotely, Not only would he TRIP, but he'd fall backward and break a hip."

"Good luck it's behind six layers of 4chan."

"It is fine. the conversation needed to end anyway. please continue your vegetation exultation."

"I have normal amounts of radiation for a horse."

"What does a planet have to do with a music genre?"

"Fear not, I will not be kissing misogynists any time soon."

"Pain is weakness leaving the body."

"You were born at an incredibly old age."

"You seem like you would be an entry on the villains wiki."

"I don't bite strangers….that's an easy way to catch diseases, dumbass."

"...So his unhappiness is only half my fault."

"It's ok buddy, I've licked dirt too."

[kimikomasuda]

for robot muses ... sentence starters

"Good robot."

"Come on. Time to robot."

"You might be malfunctioning."

"I should've just gotten a robot."

"You might need to reboot, soon."

"Were you programmed to bother me?"

"Do robots dream? Do you even sleep?"

"You always seem just as human as me."

"Your wiring is all messed up, lemme fix it."

"Tell me, do you get on well with other robots?"

"I'll never get used to the ways your eyes glow."

"Don't worry, I'll get you repaired, good as new!"

"Identify yourself. What is your type and model?"

"Give me a break. I've never been a robot before."

"I didn't know they were building models like you."

"This is no offense, but you are a robot, aren't you?"

"It's my fault. I programmed you to want too much."

"How come the company sent us a goddamn robot?"

"It's so hot out and your metal is always cold, c'mere."

"I'm not surprised you feel fried, that was a lot of data."

"What I wouldn't give to be like you… be built like you."

"We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts!"

"You're old. Yesterday's model. Ready for the scrap heap!"

"Anything humans can do, I'll admit, you robots can do better."

"I don't mean to sound superior, but I hate the company of robots."

"So, out of curiosity, do you have to follow the first law of robotics?"

"Unless you obey my instructions, I shall be forced to disconnect you."

"Don't listen to them, being a robot doesn't make you less of a person."

"Well, I don't need any assistance. 'Specially from a plastic asshole like you."

"Maybe you need to power down for a bit. You've been pushing yourself hard."

"Please tell me there's something in your programming that'll help us out here!"

[kimikomasuda]

DEXTER SEASON FOUR SENTENCE STARTERS

❛ There's this cliche where serial killers are always described as, "quiet, kept to himself, kind of a loner." It's a cliche for a reason.❜

❛ How much are we living the dream? ❜

❛ I need a good kill. ❜

❛ The coroner can suck my uncircumcised dick If he doesn't rule this a homicide. ❜

❛ You know, when things are going good, I think that's god's way of saying to cover your ass, because something's gonna jump up and bite it, hard. ❜

❛ Who knew life could get so... unsimple? ❜

❛ Fuck off and die. Then die again. ❜

❛ Blood tells. Blood always tells. ❜

❛ Not really anybody else I can tell about that, you know? ❜

❛ I've already lost my innocence. I'm not going to sacrifice yours too. ❜

❛ Life has a natural forward momentum. Certain things are inevitable. ❜

❛ My keen forensic sense of smell tells me you're wearing new perfume. ❜

❛ If you smell me again, I'll punch you in the throat. ❜

❛ You've got a family to support and people to dismember. You're spinning too many plates. ❜

❛ Dude, there's no "me" in "team.". Well, technically there is, but… ❜

❛ We could grab dinner, review the case, maybe catch a bad guy. ❜

❛ I was off my game. Sloppy. ❜

❛ For the first time in so long, I'm actually...happy. ❜

❛ So if you've come back here to rekindle something between us, it's not gonna happen. ❜

❛ Dude, seriously, 86 the caffeine. You're freaking me out. ❜

❛ The danger of community is that the people who don't belong are looked upon with suspicion. Those of us who prefer to work by ourselves, The lone wolves, risk being singled out. ❜

❛ This blending in thing isn't as easy as it looks. ❜

❛ How come you never make the coffee, even if you're up first? ❜

❛ Climb in the back. You'll be right on the subwoofer. You can feel the bass in your spine. ❜

❛ Great, security lights. Just what every serial killer needs. ❜

❛ I hope you're not taking any of this seriously. ❜

❛ I'd know that foul mouth anywhere. ❜

❛ Wow. That's impressive. In a very evil way. ❜

❛ People like us don't really belong anywhere. We just pass through. ❜

❛ When you're angry, you're very sexy, so this could be sort of a win-win for me. ❜

❛ You're exactly the same as me, just in a much prettier package. ❜

❛ Monsters come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes it's the very people who are supposed to be protecting us:. ❜

❛ Don't make me come up with thought bubbles to put over those silent looks of yours. Just say what you're thinking. ❜

❛ I thought I could keep my feelings for you as background noise to this investigation. But, in working with you, that noise has gotten...loud. ❜

❛ You're the one who wanted a challenge. And now you've batted the beehive. ❜

❛ I never leave anything to chance. ❜

❛ What, are you gonna murder me too? Like you murdered your family? ❜

❛ You're sick. I know what you did. I have proof. ❜

❛ Go ahead. Tell them. No one is going to believe you over me. ❜

❛ You can't hide what you are. ❜

❛ You're going to have to choose. You will choose your life over theirs. ❜

❛ I'd rather risk them knowing the truth...than lose them. ❜

❛ Don't go disappearing on me again. ❜

❛ Every crime scene is a jigsaw puzzle. So many pieces. Assemble them right, a picture forms. ❜

❛ I didn't feel anything. I didn't even know I'd been hit until I was on the ground. ❜

❛ You deserve so much better. ❜

❛ So much work. But I have to finish what I started, right? ❜

❛ You fucked me to thank me? ❜

❛ So when do you suppose it'll be a good time to discuss why you lied to me? ❜

❛ This isn't about choices or even about you. Sometimes bad things just happen. ❜

❛ That's the answer to this? Bad things happen? ❜

❛ I know this doesn't change what happened, but hopefully you'll find some peace of mind knowing this thing's over. ❜

❛ What the fuck's your problem? You have everything, and you're doing your goddamn best to throw it all away. ❜

❛ I'm the fuck-up in the family. Not you. ❜

❛ It doesn't matter what I do. Or what I choose. I'm what's wrong. ❜

❛ If I'm not hurting myself, I'm hurting everyone around me. There's nothing I can do about it. I'm... I'm broken. ❜

❛ The most disturbing thing about your lying is that... I'm beginning to see just how good you really are at it. ❜

❛ I'm perfectly comfortable with bodily fluids: blood, snot, tears. But the emotions that go along with them, not so much. ❜

❛ I don't want to keep making the same mistakes. ❜

❛ I need a partner. Someone I can trust. Unless you can be completely honest with me...I don't want to do this anymore. ❜

❛ She's picturing her life without me, and I can't picture mine without her. ❜

❛ He can only be honest with the dead. ❜

❛ People just do this? Say what they're thinking? Out loud? ❜

❛ How are we supposed to decide what's more important? Our jobs or each other? ❜

❛ I had to evolve. It was the only way to survive. ❜

❛ As much as we might like some things to remain suspended in time, they never do. ❜

❛ The last thing I need is a reporter snooping around my house, my family, me. ❜

❛ Take a bullet and suddenly you're everybody's best friend. ❜

❛ Fat Jesus on a bike, get me out of here. ❜

❛ Sorry I'm late. Actually, that's bullshit. I'm not late. I was hiding at the end of the hall. ❜

❛ You taught me a lot of things I learned were wrong. ❜

❛ Isn't that what life is? A risk? ❜

❛ Okay, two serial killers go for a ride...Why do I get the feeling this joke ends with only one of them coming back? ❜

❛ It's every father's nightmare...disappointing his children. ❜

❛ Life is hard, and it's brutal and ugly, and way too fucking short. ❜

❛ The slightest lapse of judgment can be a mistake you might never recover from. ❜

❛ I killed an innocent man. ❜

❛ No, no "should'ves." I don't do "should'ves." That's not me. ❜

❛ I really do need to stab something. ❜

❛ Maybe you could show some of that same bravery by sharing what's bothering you. ❜

❛ There are few things harder to bear than remorse. ❜

❛ Guilt. Remorse. It's what separates us from the animals. ❜

❛ The best deed I can do is rid the world of you. ❜

❛ How about a little support? You know, like a hug?  Or an "everything's gonna be all right"? ❜

❛ We all need to confess our mistakes, so we can go into the light unburdened. ❜

❛ Jesus, they're just tits. ❜

❛ No more confessions, no more good deeds, and no more fucking remorse. ❜

❛ This isn't how you die. ❜

❛ Maybe only monsters feel no regret. If erring is human, then remorse must be too. ❜

❛ You should have just let him die. ❜

❛ Wow. You can make anything sound perverted. ❜

❛ I don't have to be on my own. I could be with you. ❜

❛ If you're nice to me, I can be nice to you. ❜

❛ You never know when you wake up in the morning what the day will bring. ❜

❛ Your life is a lie! These are lies! ❜

❛ I know who you really are. You're a killer. Sucking the fucking life out of all of us! ❜

❛ I should have fucking killed you when I had the chance. ❜

❛ There is a great big shit-ugly world out there. The bad stuff doesn't just end at your doorstep. ❜

❛ You can help put an end to all of it. The sins of your father. ❜

❛ You always did have a soft spot for kids.  They remind you of what you lost. Innocence. ❜

❛ I think I'm in trouble. ❜

❛ You put yourself at risk...for me. ❜

❛ I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, I promise you. ❜

❛ Walk away. This doesn't concern you. ❜

❛ I promise you, no one's ever gonna hurt you again. Especially me. ❜

❛ Who are any of us, really? We all have our public life, our private life… ❜

❛ We can play who's a bigger asshole, but I guarantee you, I'll win. ❜

❛ I don't want to talk about your daddy issues, okay? ❜

❛ One day, I grew up, and I realized my father wasn't the end-all, and it didn't matter what he thought of me, because I realized I didn't think that much of him anymore either. ❜

❛ You think just because you shared, I'm gonna open up? You watch too much tv. ❜

❛ What this tells me is you've been lying to me from the very beginning. ❜

❛ I can only marvel at the level of cynicism. ❜

❛ You're putting us both at risk. It isn't safe for us to talk. ❜

❛ I would never do anything to put you in danger. ❜

❛ You did this to yourself. You're on your own. ❜

❛ Could really use some family right about now, and you're it. ❜

❛ I knew finding his killer wouldn't bring him back, but...I thought it would bring something. ❜

❛ I want you to disappear from my life. Like a ghost. A really annoying ghost. ❜

❛ I couldn't care less about your life. Or death. Unless you get in my way. ❜

❛ If I were you, I'd give up vigilante-ism. You're not very good at it. ❜

❛ You do not want to question my loyalty to my family.  ❜

❛ I have to be the one to kill him. I have to know he's gone. ❜

❛ How is it I can kill people and feel no regret...but disappointing [name] makes me feel like the scum of the earth? ❜

❛ Sometimes I'm... just going along, and everything seems okay, and then this...darkness creeps in, and it takes over. ❜

❛ Don't ever question me! I gave you everything you have. I will take it all away! ❜

❛ You have your demons. I accept that. Because I know that you don't have to be a slave to them. ❜

❛ I know you, better than you know yourself. You can conquer whatever darkness there is in you. I know you can. ❜

❛ We create our own destiny every day we live. ❜

❛ If you hadn't been in my life, I wouldn't be who I am. You've given me confidence and support. And you've been the one constantly good thing in my life. ❜

❛ I can't believe there was a time when I actually thought I could learn something from you. ❜

❛ You can't control the demon inside of you any more than I can control mine. ❜

❛ You're like a child. You dream of a heaven you'll never see. ❜

❛ I accept...nothing. Nothing is inevitable. ❜

❛ It's already over. ❜

❛ Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be...lived. ❜

❛ Born in blood. Both of us. ❜

❛ I thought I could change what I am, keep my family safe. But it doesn't matter what I do, what I choose. I'm what's wrong. This is fate. ❜

[kimikomasuda]

𝜗𝜚 ⠀𝗕𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗨𝗠𝗕   ﹔   various  sentence  starters   (   platonic/romantic/antagonistic/etc   )  from   THE HUNCHBACK OF. NOTRE DAME   (   1996   )   .  please   , like   or reblog   if   you   plan   on   using   .   don’t   claim   as   your   own   .   content   warning   :  violence tw   .  

they  don't  ring  all  by  themselves.

will  today  be  the  day?

are  you  ready  to  fly?

aren't  you  going  to  watch  the  festival  with  us?

take  it  from  an  old  spectator,  life's  not  a  spectator  sport.

if  watchin'  is  all  you're  gonna  do,  then  you're  gonna  watch  your  life  go  on  without  you.

better  to  bed  forgiveness  than  to  ask  permission.

ignorance  is  bliss.

what  [ name  ] doesn't  know,  can't  hurt  you!

how  can  I  protect  you,  unless  you  always  stay  in  here?

why  invite  their  calumny  and  consternation?

stay  in  here,  be  faithful  to  me.

give  me  one  day  out  there.

hurry  -  here's  your  chance!

you  speak  of  justice,  yet  you  are  cruel  to  those  most  in  need  of  your  help.

are  you  always  this  charming,  or  am  I  just  lucky?

candlelight...privacy...  music.  can't  think  of  a  better  place  for  hand-to-hand  combat!

I'd  settle  for  your  name.

you  can't  right  all  the  wrongs  in  this  world  by  yourself.

I  don't  know  if  you  can  hear  me,  or  if  you're  even  there.

haven't  you  caused  enough  trouble  already?

you  mustn't  run  too  fast,  or  she'll  get  away!

what  is  this  place?

did  you  make  all  these  things  yourself?

I  bet  the  king  himself  doesn't  have  a  view  like  this!  I  could  stay  up  here  forever.

do  you  think  I'm  evil?

the  trick  is  not  to  look  down.

I'm  never  going  back  out  there  again.

this  is  where  I  belong.

if  you  ever  need  sanctuary,  this  will  show  you  the  way.

I  dare  to  dream  that  she  might  even  care  for  me.

like  fire,  hellfire,  this  fire  in  my  skin.

this  burning  desire  is  turning  me  to  sin.

it's  not  my  fault!

it's  not  my  fault  if,  in  god's  plan,  he  made  the  devil  so  much  stronger  than  a  man.

let  her  taste  the  fires  of  hell.

I'll  find  her  if  I  have  to  burn  down  all  of  paris.

I'm  beginning  to  fear  the  worst.

you've  done  so  much  for  me  already,  my  friend,  but  I  must  ask  your  help  one  more  time.

shh,  shh,  shh.  you'll  hide  here  until  you're  strong  enough  to  move.

I'm  tired  of  trying  to  be  something  that  I'm  not.

you  took  a  terrible  risk  coming  here.

what  makes  a  monster  and  what  makes  a  man?

[kimikomasuda]

Evil Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from Evil (2019-2024). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I like houses when they're empty. I like the quiet."

"I think spaces look better without people in them."

"Do you think that science can answer every question?"

"It's not real. It's just a dream."

"There's an explanation for everything, but people would rather believe in ghosts and demons."

"I can smell the whiskey on your breath."

"Sorry, I don't have visions like you."

"Good luck with your miracle!"

"I'll hold you. You go to sleep, I'll hold you."

"Do you think what happened to you is a miracle?"

"All I know is that I was dead and now I'm not, and that everything has changed for me."

"You're sweating blood. Why are you sweating blood?"

"Genius doesn't mean you can treat people any way you want! It means shutting up and doing good work!"

"Do you think I have a demon in me?"

"I know you don't feel the way that other people want you to feel. I understand, but that's why you've got to pretend, at least sometimes."

"Kindness is hypocrisy."

"Once an exorcism has begun, it must be finished!"

"If you want to experiment, you talk to me! You don't just do it!"

"I don't need a boy to be happy."

"I have never been so turned on by you!"

"He's a psychopath. You can't date him."

"Could we at least have one last kiss?"

"I took care of it. I have to be allowed to take care of my family."

"Try not to get into any trouble, and don't kill any demons without me!"

"I think it's probably good you getting laid now and then, even if only to remove the stick up your ass."

"I had no idea mental health professionals were such ineffectual quacks!"

"Half of the things you talk about sound made up!"

"There's snitching and there's lying, and snitching is far worse."

"The forbidden is always desirable."

"It's Friday. I don't open the door on Friday."

"Not everything real is true, and not every dream is false."

[kimikomasuda]

Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles Starters - Operation Javier Ch. 6 & 7 Edition

"For you and I, [name]... We're merely different sides of the same coin."

"Dammit, it got me pretty good."

"I don't care how much extra they're paying, this job sucks!"

"There's no way they're gonna wanna keep me in the field with an injury like this..."

"Guess this will be my last mission."

"I can't go on like this. I'm too weak."

"No! God, please help me. I don't wanna die!"

"You're driven by fear, [name]. You're a coward."

"Do not underestimate me."

"I'm useless to them now."

"There's nothing left to say."

"Looks like I'm nothing more than a pawn in this game."

"How the hell are we supposed to kill something this big!?"

"There's no way! We can't beat that thing!"

"You say it's the right thing to do, but do you really believe that, [name]?"

"If I could harness its power... I could rule the world!"

"The only way to defeat them is to become more powerful than they are."

"What right have you to rid the world of such power?"

"So [name] created this too, huh?"

"This moment marks my rebirth. For the darkness in me has awoken."

"This is pathetic. Right now all I can do is run."

"Show me what you really are!"

"The life I lived in was all a lie."

"It is in the darkness where truth awaits us."

"Look at all these human bones."

"God only knows the kinds of experiments they performed here."

"You're cruel, [name]."

"You told me you wanted to destroy [blank]."

"How could you say you want to destroy [blank] after seeing its potential capabilities?"

"There's something coming!"

"Why don't you run, [name]? Aren't you afraid?!"

"[name], what the hell are you doing out in the middle of nowhere?"

"My government probably forgot I even exist."

"Funny that I should end up seeking the same thing as you, [name]."

"[name], I think I'm beginning to understand your reasoning."

[kimikomasuda]

↪ ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐾 , ꮲꭲ 2 . (  a  series  of  sentence  starters  from  season  1  of fox's sitcom ,  “ the mick ” adjust phrasing as necessary . )

damn , [ name ] , how many cars can one person crash ?

i can't help it — when i'm behind the wheel , i'm a slave to the power of the machine .

other people worked very hard to buy those cars , and now they're mine .

why you gotta put me in a cage ?

i'm not a rat , okay ?

shut up , you don't know what you're talking about .

i am NOT joking , i don't wanna do this .

guys , we don't snitch . that's it , end of story .

will you listen to yourself ?? "jUsT tElL tHe tRuTh"

[ name ] , you snitch you die !

pretty sure that was already there when i walked up .

how is this good news ?

everyone's gonna call me a traitor , like you .

don't worry about it , it was worth it .

what are you doing tomorrow night ?

just say the words , and it can be yours .

oh , it's like that , huh ? fine .

what was that ? i can't hear you ... you can't breathe ?

you better figure something out , 'cause if you don't — i'll have to go public with this .

that's called extortion , stupid !

those guys are just covering their own asses , they don't even like you .

as easily as i can save you in this world , i can destroy you .

if anybody messes with you , let us know - okay ?

with a dong like that , you'd think he'd be happier .

do i look like i'm playing , [ last name ] ?

oh , your breath reeks of booze .

i hope you have a plan .

i was up all night watching prep school movies in preparation .

there are some real evil illuminati-type vibes in here , right ?

there was a time i could see , and i have seen .

oh , i'm just getting warmed up .

we are but food for worms , gentlemen .

whose burrito did i just step in ?

get out of here , the tv's mine .

what did you do to my shirt ??

how would you feel if i ran around stealing your clothes ?

we had to kill him cause he wasn't a team player .

no more special treatment for you .

i grew up in squalor , i am perfectly comfortable in it .

[ name ] , don't you dare !

didn't know you were gonna be so weird about it .

if you decide that you don't want me around , just tell me and i will go .

you're not the only game in town , buddy , okay ?

you don't know who i hang out with .

jealousy is the reason people hate us .

you don't have to worry about labels , just like who you like .

i hope this is some sort of emergency .

you kept me waiting , so i'm gonna get right to it .

don't make this your thing , this is [ name's ] thing .

suing is how rich white people solve their problems .

i wanted to sing and show you there's nothing to be afraid of .

i'm so nervous for you ... i want to throw up and run away .

you could have me escorted out , but you have no security .

ooh , dark scary room ! you know what they call that in prison ? they call that a blind spot . great place to catch a shiv .

what kind of operation are you running here ?

you didn't do anything wrong . i was the problem , not you .

where i'm from , the guest gets the good seat .

i drink , smoke , lie , steal ... i'm drunk right now .

i will ruin him . please don't let me do that .

i'm not the one doing whatever you guys are doing ... what are you doing ?

i'm not judging , at least he's a hot mess .

it's the wolf's job to eat the sheep , so y'know ... this was bound to happen .

i will RUIN you when we get home .

i'll give it back to you in a minute , you're gonna get it back .

the suit you destroyed cost a grand !

come on , [ name ] . i'll help you get settled .

he can't know it was my idea .

she made her mean bed and she can sleep in those scratchy sheets .

woah , tough day at the office ?

what the hell did you just say to me ?

you are right ... no matter what you say about anything .

we do this all the time , but usually there's some art to it .

this is not nearly as fun as i thought it was gonna be .

you're letting a bunch of nerds pick on you with their computers ?

why don't you just systematically destroy her ?

i can see where this is headed , so i'm just gonna hit the road .

she ripped me open , stuffed me full of devastation and then sewed me back up again .

leave me alone , this is all your fault .

why are they yelling ? are they angry cause they're bad musicians ?

i will never understand your generation .

let me have it . how bad is it ?

do you have any idea what i saw in there ?

you should come and check out what's going on outside , cause i think you'll be pleasantly surprised .

i just want us to be friends again .

it would be such a silly waste of time for someone like me to be mad at someone as insignificant as you .

the truth is , i pity you .

when the universe gives you a sign , it's not up to you to ignore it .

[ name ] gave it to me . it means i'm in charge .

i'm not comfortable with the whole arrangement . where's [ name ] ?

this is outrageous ! i'm getting passed over again ?

i don't have a problem , i'm just blowing off some steam .

you wanna get in on this ?

you deserve to take a time out as much as anybody else .

sorry , i didn't realize you were the fun police .

having money has reaaally changed you .

i've lost control ?! oh no , you dumb , dumb idiot . YOU'VE lost control .

that's a gross overreaction .

i will show myself the door in a ... graceful and classy manner .

thanks for sticking around .

look , i realize i did some questionable things in there .

i just felt like the universe was giving me a sign .

i'm the only one worthy of its power !

keep it in your pants and follow my lead .

it's no offense , i just don't know you very well .

let's go over this one more time , just so we're clear .

we've already been over the terms .

what's in it for you ?

i like the element of surprise .

wasn't expecting that . are you okay ?

i saw a burglar , i didn't know what to do ... so i SMOKED his ass !

you SHOT me ! what the hell's the matter with you ?

that gunpowder's like a hundred years old , it probably just broke the skin .

what about the police ? they're expecting a gunshot victim .

guys , we've gotta move this along , okay ?

you got it , i'll get you a pillow .

you're lucky no one was killed .

here's the thing about the bordeaux ... i drank it .

i'm so sorry that you had to keep our mansion warm .

how do you think the police found them ?

if you're done criticizing me , i think i'll head on up to bed .

you want me to do the jobs no one else wants ?

can we pick this up tomorrow ? i was shot , so ... i'm very tired .

it has nothing to do with that . okay ? now please leave .

i wanted to thank you for having my back earlier .

that had nothing to do with you . i was just trying to hurt them .

it's chloroform . i found a recipe online .

[ name ] , don't come at me with that .

i was gonna do whatever it takes . i'm not a quitter.

i wanna tell you , i really do . but first there's something i need .

oh my god , you're bailing again .

innocent people don't sneak in and out of their own home .

'cause i don't like you , that's why .

i'd rather get mowed down in a hellfire of bullets than listen to you screech .

you don't have to lie . i heard you guys .

how was i supposed to know you were gonna hug me ? i didn't even know you knew how to hug .

[kimikomasuda]

𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

a collection of sentence starters from dropout tv's game changer. feel free to alter pronouns/text as you see fit

“I’ve been here THE WHOLE TIME”

“It’s hard to hold this much anger in my body.” 

“If you never hear from me again, you know what to do!.”

“If they don’t find me it’s because I was chopped up and fed to the pigs!”

“I SOLVED YOUR LABYRINTH, PUZZLEMASTER. THE MINOTAUR’S ESCAPED, AND YOU’RE GONNA GET THE HORNS, BUDDY”

“I. CANNOT. WIN!!!!”

“A lot of people have been saying that ___ is a singularly evil, wildly incompetent, befuddled nepo baby silver spoon motherfucker. This is what people are saying.” 

“If you can do ONE swing on the swing I will let you play with all the math puzzles that you want” 

“You’re not getting a FUCKING JOKE OUT OF ME until you let me out of this room! You want bits?! You let me out of this room for bits, motherfucker!”

“Are we gonna die before we get outta here?” 

“I’m gonna lose so fucking hard it’s gonna blow your fucking mind”

“But in this sick rodeo, this bizarre fucked up clown festival, we’re here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America.” 

“Give me the assignment and I don’t miss. I’m gonna DIE before this is over.”

“Your tower’s gonna fall. Laugh it up now.” 

“A river of sweat is running down my back right now.”

“I do hate zombies and I will have nightmares about this tonight. But in this moment I just feel like I’m surrounded by friends.” 

“We don’t give a cum.”

“If you’re in a hole, DYING. I WON’T BE THERE.”

“I showed them my feet, [name]! I SHOWED THEM MY FEET FOR NOTHING?”

“Stop shaking your cock in the middle of a fucking huddle, dude!”

“I’d fuck that pie.”

“If you’re like me, you eat a lot of ass.”

“I hate capitalism but I also hate losing.”

“I get my tongue so far up somebody it’s like I’m tasting their tonsils. I get so deep in there I’m gonna burn myself with stomach acid.”

“I like perching like a little bisexual gargoyle”

“If you were performing on a subway I would take money away from you.”

“I’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER.”

“Icarus flying too close to the sun, but it seems Daedalus our little mastercrafter over here had some WAX WINGS OF HIS OWN, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall, faaaalll from the sky, OH HOW CLOSE TO THE SUN HE FLEW”

“Hey can I get an ah? … Don’t scream at me.” 

“You kinda have the vibe that your kids call you by your first name.”

“The day I DON’T curse when a body falls from the sky, call somebody.”

“Could I place an order? I’m hungie. What do you think would be the best pizza to order if I’m quite hungie? Um, I like cheese, what is your largest pizza? Yeah let’s get an extra large because I’m hungie. I’m hungie, I’m hungie, I’m hungie.” 

“WE ARE NOT ANIMALS!!!”

“So long as I am on this stage and drawing breath, you can good and goddamn believe I’ll be trying my best in every challenge.”

“Was it bad that we just started smashing shit?” 

“You didn't count on INGENUITY did you motherfucker?!”

“FIGHT THE BOURGEOISIE. I WILL VENMO YOU $20.” 

“This could be hell. This is very Satre-esque.”

“YOU ARE NOT GOD. THE MACHINE IS GOD.”

“Can you tell us why you’d do this to us?”

“I won’t be made a fool”

“I do feel like I’m in a nightmare”

“I’m the only one OUT of the loop it seems”

“Everybody do the wenis! The wenis is a dance! Everybody is a genius! Who knows it in advance!” 

"DANCE IS A SIN!"

"You think I'm gonna fucking roll over?!"

"It'll be a COLD DAY IN HELL when I go out like a fucking chump!"

"I don't care about winning, I just don't wanna lose"