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The Labubu Uprising

So this is my very first time posting something like this,but I hope you enjoy it.

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It started with one.

A tiny, wide-eyed Labubu figure Marisol found at a gift shop on a weekend outing—furry, grinning, and admittedly kind of cute in a “haunted forest sprite” kind of way.

She brought it home. Named it “Captain Wobble.” Made it a paper crown.

Miguel raised one eyebrow and said, “¿Qué demonios es eso?”

You shrugged. “It’s a toy. Like a little forest… thing.”

He narrowed his eyes. “It’s smiling.”

“Yeah. That’s the point?”

He didn’t look convinced.

But then Gabi got one too. And of course, she had to research its “lore,” which somehow turned into her sketching warrior Labubu versions in her notebook, complete with stats and a full emotional backstory. And then Eva got wind of it and suddenly her toddler Labubu was going everywhere with her, tucked under one arm like a tiny emotional support gremlin.

And then you blinked, and there were six.

Then twelve.

Then an entire “Labubu village” set up in the living room.

The kids treated it like a sacred site.

Miguel hated it.

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“They’re watching me,” he muttered under his breath one night, stiffly sitting on the couch… surrounded by at least four Labubus, arranged by Marisol into what she called “a cuddle summit.”

You tried to keep a straight face. “They’re just dolls, babe.”

“They have teeth,” he hissed. “They grin. Who designs a children’s toy with fangs?!”

“That one’s a doctor,” Gabi chimed in, walking by and pointing at one with glasses made from pipe cleaners. “He’s seen things.”

“Exactly,” Miguel muttered.

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Later that week, things got worse.

He opened the fridge—and screamed.

“¡AY, CARAJO!”

You ran in and found him standing frozen, holding the fridge open.

A Labubu sat on the top shelf, wrapped in lettuce.

Its tiny grin was unwavering.

Eva peeked around your leg and chirped, “That’s Salad Labubu! He’s vegan!”

Miguel slammed the fridge shut like it personally betrayed him. “Nope. No. We’re done. No más Labubus in the refrigerator.”

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One night, he came home late and found the hallway lights off. Quiet. Too quiet.

Then he heard a shuffle.

He turned.

Twenty glowing eyes stared up at him from the floor.

A dozen Labubus. Lined up like a cult. Blocking the hallway like a ritual.

He just stood there, dead silent, before calling:

“Mi amor… the little goblins are multiplying.”

You leaned out from the bedroom. “That’s the ‘Labubu Parade.’ Marisol said it’s for good luck!”

Miguel stared them down, muttering in Spanish about needing holy water and a priest.

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The next morning…

You found him trying to sweep a few Labubus into a storage bin.

“Are you hiding their entire village?” you asked, raising a brow.

“I’m not hiding them. I’m reassigning them.”

“To where?”

“Storage.”

“You’re scared of them.”

He scowled, gently nudging one in with the broom. “They show up where they shouldn’t be. Like spiders. With teeth. And judgmental eyes.”

You grinned. “You know the girls say they’re magical guardians, right? That they’re watching over us.”

He paused.

Then muttered, “Good. They can watch from the attic.”

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So I hope you like this and if want a part 2 then let me know. Also this idea came from a art post on twitter by @j3llifhish

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Alastor gets clingy

Reader: Alright my friends are here. I'll see you later

Reader turns and Alastor is standing in front of them already*

Reader: Hey Alastor I'm going to hang out with my friends

Alastor: I understand you need to leave but can I not get a hug goodbye?

Reader: you usually don't like me touching you but I'm... actually kinda honored

Reader wraps their arms around Alastor, who wraps his arms around them in return*

Reader: thanks Alastor, I'll miss you while I'm-while I'm-

Reader tries pull away but Alastor won't let go*

Reader: Alastor come on. I need to go now

Alastor: ha! You've fallen right into my trap!

Reader: come on Alastor this isn't funny. Let me go

Alastor: never!

Reader: you have to let me go sometime

Alastor: I will not. You keep leaving me and I don't like it

Reader: Alastor. Let. Me. Go.

Alastor: hmmm... no.

Reader is dragged throughout the hotel by Alastor who has not released them all day*

Husk and Alastor are mid conversation while reader once again tries to struggle free*

Alastor: aren't they adorable?

Alastor hugs harder*

Husk: what are they? Your snuggly little buddy?

Alastor: but of course!

Reader: he'll tire eventually right?

Husk: honey he doesn't even sleep

Readers thoughts: sleep... sleep! Of course!

Later that evening*

Reader: Alright this has been fun but let's go to bed now

Alastor: hmm?

Reader: yeah well, you may not sleep but I do. And I certainly can't sleep with you dragging me around everywhere so we need to find a bed

Alastor: you... wish to share a bed with me?

Reader: is there a problem with that?

Alastor: ...were not married

Reader: so? It's not like we're doing anything naughty we're just sleeping in the same bed. Isn't that common in your time?

Alastor: no its not

Reader: oof! What a pickle! Well I guess we should go our separate ways then

Alastor suddenly has an idea*

Reader sighs as Alastor drags them onto the couch in his room*

Alastor: not married... well this is not a bed!

Reader: that should not count!

Reader as Alastor falls asleep spooning them: this is my life now isn't it?

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I just remembered something…are we going to see these lil shits

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I can’t wait to see the future of the helluva universe!

I also can’t wait to see how they cross over with each other!

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ALSO WHY ARE PEOPLE SAYING MILLIE CHEATED ON MOXXIE AND ITS NOT HIS BABY?!?!???!?!!!!!!!

This woman FOUGHT for him how is this her cheating on him.

Trigger warning ⚠️ ❗️‼️ abortion mentioned.

I understand why she would be upset and possibly get an abortion..with a job like theirs, how can a baby fit. No one should be upset about it.

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Is it just a twitter or X whatever you call it or are people really hating on Octavia.

I think most people forget that she’s literally 17 and is going through a lot.

Like she’s in the middle witnessing her parents divorce, does not know her mom hired a assassin for her father. And she of course doesn’t blitzø for it but again she’s still a kid emotions are definitely going to be thrown.

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Love it 😊

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This came across my mind randomly BUT

Valentino is a moth and don’t moths eat clothes, Cus if that’s the case Do you think Velvette gives him the clothes that are out of style for him to munch on or he will go into her studio and eat one of her clothes.

I have no clue on Moths and what they eat or anything like that, but if anyone can draw a comic of him munching on a random piece of clothing.

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I can’t unsee it know, this had to be cannon

i thought of this and it made me laugh until it hurt, and that's all that matters i think.

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How are eggbois born?spawned? Where did the eggbois come from??? I need answers

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hes so dumb and stupid

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Anyone wondering how many episodes Will Seqson 2 of Hazbin Hotel have? Or even how many seasons it will have ?

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Is it weird that I want to see at least one cameo or reference of Helluva boss. Like the jingle of I.M.P, or a mention of Asmodeus or Octavia

I hope season 2 has that I would like to see fizz or Moxxie show up

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Has anyone seen Hazbin Hotel in Spanish cuz let me tell you that shit is FUNNY. Recommend anyone who is learning Spanish, you can literally learn the curse words in Spanish. Also I can no longer say Alastor’s name in English.

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Me when my best friend has a rough day at work

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Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing