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Hey, Diabolik Lovers fandom, I have a question. Have any of you guys, that are parents, gotten tired of your toddler crying over your plushies so now Ruki is in her doll stroller and Shuu is in her doll cradle? Or is that just mine?

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am I the only one who doesn't find attractive when dicks in smuts are super long? I just read a fic where the male character's dick was 11 inches (which is around 30 cm)… like- how is that even possible and how on earth am I supposed to even DEAL with something like that? do I use it as a baseball bat?

"Don't worry baby, I'll make it fit" THE HELL YOU WILL?! STAY AWAY

(I'm not trying to offend any author here, I think we all have the right to write every kink and preferences we have so don't take this too seriously, you're doing great 🩷🙏🏻)

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Hang on gotta change my age... ugh

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Guess what I've been watching my husband play...

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Done nvn

Is your blog 18+?

Yes and no... I should label it, but I also barely come onto Tumblr anymore.

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Is your blog 18+?

Yes and no... I should label it, but I also barely come onto Tumblr anymore.

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How is everybody doing? I'm on my fifth rewatch of My Neighbor Totoro because all my toddler can say right now is catbus, indicating she wants to watch it.

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I ain't got a problem. *mouthwashing plays in the background*

It ain't a problem. *closes all the reader insert tabs for mouthwashing*

I haven't even got an obsession that I'm not proud of yet. *locks Jimmy in a closet*

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I have the visceral need to receive backshots from Connie. That is all.

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Ok but out of everyone in AoT, Jean and Eren have a daddy kink

Yes omg, and Porco's got one too, fight me!

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Reiner this. Eren that. If yall don't put something in my inbox where we call Jean Daddy, I'm gonna go apeshit.

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When it's you fifth wedding anniversary this year and your husband wants to have an actual wedding.

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Original video: Gingerbread Housebuilding Challenge by Markiplier on YouTube

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I'm new to your blog. What is JB?

JB is the nickname my sister gave my toddler, and I use it here. I don't know why, it's nowhere close to her name but ehhh.

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I'm here for the fatherless behavior in regards to Reiner, but what about Eren?

In my defense, my relationship may be healthy, but my fantasies are not.

But rest assured, Eren is a participant in this fatherless behavior too, the difference? Reiner would restrain himself. Eren would, 110%, gaslight your ass back, so it's a never-ending game of manipulation between you two.

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Ok, gaslighting Simp!Reiner is cool and all, but imagine pissing him off?

You're invited to the slumber party, Anon! We're making sourdough and sipping alcohol free mimosas. Reiner has me so by a chokehold, and I ain't leaving it.

No, but hear me out! Pissing Reiner off to the point that he's not taking your shit anymore and manhandling you every which way he wants. You wanted him to get mean, Princess? Well, now he's mean, and no matter how hard you cry, he's gonna put your cute little ass in its place. So keep pressing his buttons! 👀👀

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Tw: toxic behavior, gaslighting, pregnancy

Imagine being forced to marry Reiner when he takes you back to Marley and getting pregnant. Now you can't really fight the power through morning sickness but you can gaslight the living fuck out of this simp and make him question his own sanity again. When he complains it's just ✨️pregnancy hormones✨️