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I wanna have fun ✨

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this just.. happened

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in general i think spamton's entire situation from an outside perspective is so interesting. we get a little of it from the addisons, but they're still somewhat in spamton's inner circle. they weren't friends — more like coworkers — but they did know him beforehand. they heard him run his mouth about becoming a big shot; they encountered scattered fragments of the full story firsthand. but from the perspective of everyday darkners in the cyber world spamton was a nobody that rose to instant fame overnight and lost that fame just as suddenly with zero reason given as to why; and then after the fact every single person in his circle started acting as though he never existed. you try to start some small talk with a shoe salesperson about it and they answer you only with "spamton? ...we don't talk about that around here." you try to find some old merchandise of his and all of the evidence that it was branded as his has been methodically cut off. and it's not like you can ask the lightners why they decided to pour all their attention on him and then drop him all at once. that happens to darkners all the time — but there's something else going on here that makes you think this wasn't just spamton's battery running dry. he wasn't just worn out. you know what that looks like. it isn't this.

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I know a lot of people make spam out to be a very tragic, hopeless, and doomed character and sure, to a degree he is. As an overall character. But as an individual he is so blatantly hopeful and it bothers me that this is a fact not acknowledged more often. I always joke "it's a wonder that man hasn't killed himself" but it REALLY is shocking in his situation. He would not have made it as far without hope, no matter if that comes from spite or an inherent quality he's known from the start. Personally I think the difficulty people have when it comes to analyzing this quality of his has to do with his frequent self sabotage but..... both qualities can be true? They're not mutually exclusive. I wish that was discussed more in conversations on him. He WILL keep kicking no matter what, or die trying at another's hand

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My Spamton plushie had a very important surgery/lobotomy/C-section today (as all spam plushies typically do). I had heard from a very trustworthy source that Pipis can explode if someone's code is corrupted, I immediately looked on Craigslist for a trustworthy surgeon, luckily a local clown around town said they could do it for the low low price of shrimp!

During surgery , Mr. @shoot-the-clown2 said he had 2 previous happy clients so I didn't question the use of a pocket knife he called a, quote,"Kitchen knife".

After a grueling 15 minute surgery we finally found the pipis in question that was at risk of exploding! It was wedged deep in his giant dome. There you have it, Pipis is stored in the brain.

After spamton got all sewn up (can you tell where Clowns stitching ends and mine begins?) he got a nice cup of chocolate milk and met another spamton!

@shoot-the-clown2 LOVES his spamton as you can OBVIOUSLY see! he LOVES his spamton so much that's why they look so BEATEN. it's because of how WELL LOVED his Spamton is.

After that long long day I gave Spamton some enrichment time (Yes that red hot wheel is Spamton's, not mine, I bought it before his surgery)

Long story short I'm having a lot of fun with my Spamton plushie. Ty @shoot-the-clown2 for hanging out and helping me with my little guy even though you fucking hate him lmfao. Look out for some art I'm gonna post of Spamton! Been working very hard and long on it, probably about 5 days now, hopefully shoot the clown 2 will collab with me on it :]. Anyway! Long post but I'm a Spamton kisser what can I say?

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Spamton G. Spamton™ : Current #1 rated car salesman!

Reference material + Sketches ↓

Insp for the outfit!

I saw those heels on the first image... and after that I could not stop picturing him in heels. So I drew it! I looked up 1997 heels and started going ham haha

At first he was gonna be holding coffee but I realized I didn't wanna draw hands today so.... 👋 Bye coffee. I started drawing on call and @cheflevel pointed out how odd the right arm looked, I changed it and....GOD DO I LOVE THE CHUB. Sorry but I always pictured spam kinda fluffy, so being able to draw it well just....brings tears to my eyes ✨

[the manlet drawing at the bottom right is also my art , it's a part of a bigger piece I'll post soon promise 💯]

Love the advice they gave, they helped critique my art live and it helped me understand the body a lil more (idk why they thought they were being a meanie lol)

Sketch they drew to help me understand anatomy (idk what that is-) ↑

Anyway byeee, I'm gonna draw this fashionable scrimble in more outfits soon ❤️

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Everyones favorite salesman

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Oh my [Cungadero] I cannot describe how much I love Spamton and his backstory and his whole character and all the little details about his story and character and literally everything about him and-

I love this [little sponge] sm<33

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HI EVERYONE I'm gonna start posting stuff here too, I'm gonna make an introduction post soon :D

(It appears that I have already reblogged a post on this blog, by accident😭)

robotnik fling

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what if I told you that sonic released an official mad libs book and on one of the prompts you get to fill out a poem by agent Stone about dr robotnik, for dr robotnik

what then