kinderschreckfigur - Tumblr blog

[kinderschreckfigur]

the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

[kinderschreckfigur]

so I didn't know if female jesters had been a thing in the past and looked it up and was introduced to mathurine the fool, who gave one of the best burns in history in a silly little way.

also she apparently stopped an assassination?? amazing.

[kinderschreckfigur]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

[kinderschreckfigur]

choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about

[kinderschreckfigur]

[kinderschreckfigur]

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

[kinderschreckfigur]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[kinderschreckfigur]

[kinderschreckfigur]

[kinderschreckfigur]

being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

[kinderschreckfigur]

[kinderschreckfigur]

[kinderschreckfigur]

[kinderschreckfigur]

I know you’re sad. But drink your fucking water.

[kinderschreckfigur]

turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy

[kinderschreckfigur]

[kinderschreckfigur]

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation